- Alice Whipple: Harry, how long are we going to be here?
- Harry Whipple: As long as it takes.
- Alice Whipple: Well, I've got to get to the beauty parlor.
- Harry Whipple: You're telling me.
- [Pyle is trying to remember the secret password, Lima Tango]
- Gomer Pyle: Don't tell me, don't tell me. It's a bean, it's a bean... Lima.
- Sgt. Carter: Lima what Pyle?
- Gomer Pyle: Uhhhh... it's a dance, it's a dance... starts with T... I know- Lima Turkey Trot.
- Frankie: [Gomer is inviting Frankie to the movies] I don't wanna see another Gozilla picture... He's made more movies than Doris Day!