Toad Warrior

You know how people often say "even I could make a better movie than this" when they watch one they don't like? They're exaggerating, of course. But in the case of "Toad Warrior", they may actually have a point. Since this "movie" - more accurately, a collection of random images posing as a movie - has no script, no professional camera-work, no professional actors (and those who are professional certainly don't act like it), and absolutely no production values, it gives you the impression that it could have been made by a bunch of college kids on a weekend trip - although if it HAD been, it would probably be more entertaining than this. Yesterday I watched "Rollergator" by the same director (and with some of the same crew): although it was awful as well, it had a certain surreal charm to it. This one has no charm - it is simply a big FU from the director to the audience (and even to the fans of the original "Hell Comes To Frogtown"). If you do decide to watch it, my guess is that you won't last to the end. Any takers?

A reviewer here hilariously (and fairly accurately) reviews this as a ZERO STARS movie, but I'd give it a '2', ha! The (ahem!) saving grace is that the soundtrack is primarily instrumentals by my band ' Insect Surfers' ("Planet Earth's Longest-Running Modern Surf Band') !!! I think we may have been paid 150.00 but?, and we didn't see the movie until after it came out. But it was a thrill to hear our music, so I will blatantly and self-servingly give it a "10" rating !

It's funny, our music (and a version of our band live) was also featured in "Alien Beach Party Massacre" , which came out the same year,1996. THAT movie.rated a 4.9 and was so cheap that the alien is disguised as.... a soccer ball !!!

-Insect Surfer Dave.