A Rear and Pleasant Danger

This movie is one of the better skin flicks I have seen in a long time. From the opening to the final moments this movie promises to please. The plot is surprisingly well thought out and extremely deep. See this one!

The stupid VHS feature "A Rear and Present Danger", reissued in 2008 with the title changing "Present" to "Pleasant" for the DVD box cover, turns out to be pretentiously serious, or trying to be serious. I couldn't believe that the great Adult filmmaker Anthony Spinelli and his less talented son Mitchell, could turn out something this bad.

Kaitlyn Ashley stars and looks really great in a non-story of Tom Byron as her ex, with him carrying a several-ton torch for her. After a lousy opening scene in a hotel room of Kaitlyn humping her current boyfriend Vince Vouyer, Tom spends the rest of the movie pining for and pestering Kaitlyn. The low point is him standing outside below her window yelling at her, channeling John Cusack, though he has no boombox. Just more ineptitude by Spinelli fils.

Other than this dumb, going nowhere central story, the movie consists of a running gag of hookers (call them escorts) doing outcall visits to Tom's room. He gets to have sex with two of them (Barbara Doll and Jordan Lee) while his buddy Jonathan Morgan, after a fight caused by Morgan belittling his pal's inability to forget about Kaitlyn, throws Tom out of his own home and finds his wallet left behind. He uses the high-denomination bills to pay various hookers who show up expecting to see Byron, played by Tess Newheart, Nikki Sinn and Stacy Nichols. I suppose this is supposed to be funny, but it's too silly a gimmick to work. Corny ending is just that, predictable and dumb.

And like many a porn title before it, the old and new title of the video both have nothing to do with the contents (other than the porn buzzword "Rear"), merely two choices of childish punning on the hit Harrison Ford movie released the year before.

"A Rear and Pleasant Danger" is a skin flick that stands out from the crowd. With a surprisingly well-crafted plot and depth, this adult film delivers on its promise to please.

The movie wastes no time, opening with a bang and maintaining its momentum throughout. The story is a twisty treat, with layers of intrigue that will keep viewers engaged. It's a refreshing change from the typical bare-bones plot often seen in the genre.

The performances are enthusiastic, with a clear commitment to the craft. Veteran performer Tom Byron shines, his scene with Kaitlyn Ashley a particular standout. Ashley's insatiable appetite is on full display as she takes control, demanding pleasure from Byron, who eagerly submits to anilingus, his tongue probing eagerly. The scene is a steamy, sweat-soaked display of raw, animalistic passion that will leave viewers breathless.

The film also benefits from Spinelli's direction, who ensures the movie delivers on its explicit promises while maintaining a coherent narrative. Spinelli's experience in the industry is evident, crafting a movie that caters to its target audience's desires.

However, the movie is not without its flaws. Some may find the pacing a tad uneven, with certain scenes feeling rushed while others drag. Additionally, the production values are noticeably low, with some questionable costume choices and set designs that fail to enhance the mood.

Overall, "A Rear and Pleasant Danger" is a solid entry in the adult film genre. It successfully blends a compelling narrative with steamy scenes that will satisfy viewers' carnal cravings. While it has its shortcomings, the movie is a pleasant surprise.