The Bi Spy

Asinine spy spoof is hardly watchable at all, thanks to stupid dialogue poorly recited by the cast. It's merely an excuse for wimpy bisexual action.

The good guys are led by Marc Andrews, who cannot be called an actor. He muffs his lines and is pompous. His team consists of three gals: naturally busty Rusty Rhodes is captured and interrogated by Tony Montana. Then familiar bosomy star Heather Hart goes into action followed by butch favorite Sharon Mitchell.

The bi-sexual scenes have the guys sucking cock but no anal action. Only anal sex is reserved for a henchman Rod Garreto who takes Sharon's strap-on dildo in his ass. Plenty of "finger-in-anus" action is emphasized by both sexes. Not only does Rod have trouble keeping his big dick erect, but nominal villain Alex Carrington is awful, poor in both exposition and sex scenes. It's embarrassing to watch, from start to finish.

"The Bi-Spy" (1991, director Gino Colbert) is an average-budget adult film (they couldn't afford a real cat to pet, instead using a stuffed animal). It stars relatively-newcomer male porn stars Mark Andrews and Alex Carrington--who would eventually star in over 100 adult gay films and earn a respectable place in the porno world. It's written in the typical "who dunnit" spy film genre with a mediocre story line that adds a tinge of suspense. But it's handsome, big-dicked Alex Carrington--with an impressive ten-inch, rock-hard boner--who saves the day. Starring in fewer than a handful of bisexual movies, Carrington's sexual performance with a beautiful girl (Heather Hart) makes this film especially interesting to his fans.

Used to playing gay roles, Alex Carrington (who is gay, although obviously not exclusively), tries something different and exciting this time around. He French-kisses his beautiful co-star, Heather Hart, then licks her supple breasts, eats out her twat, and sticks his huge dick where no other gay has gone before: deep inside a sexy girl's tight, wet, warm pussy! And at least there's an interesting story line to accompany the sex (unlike Alex Carrington's other bisexual flick, "Inside of Me," which is just a "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" performance).

Overall, "The Bi-Spy" is worth watching. And if you're an Alex Carrington follower, it's a must-see.