Steal Breeze

"Steal Breeze," a 1990 adult film directed by Henri Pachard, is a sultry, vintage delight that transports viewers back to the golden age of adult cinema. Despite its age, the film holds up surprisingly well, earning a respectable 6 out of 10.

The film's narrative, while not its strongest suit, is sufficiently engaging. It revolves around a series of steamy encounters, each one more daring than the last. The plot serves as a mere vehicle for the film's primary draw: its explicit scenes.

Pachard's direction is commendable, demonstrating a keen eye for detail and a knack for building anticipation. The sex scenes are choreographed with a sense of passion and intensity that is often lacking in modern adult films. The performers, though not as polished as today's stars, bring a raw, authentic energy to their roles.

The film's vintage appeal is further enhanced by its '90s aesthetics. From the hairstyles to the set designs, "Steal Breeze" is a nostalgic trip down memory lane. The cinematography, while dated, has a certain charm that adds to the film's overall allure.

However, "Steal Breeze" is not without its flaws. The pacing is uneven, with some scenes dragging on for too long. Additionally, the film's audio and video quality, while decent for its time, may not meet today's high-definition standards.

In conclusion, "Steal Breeze" is a classic adult film that offers a tantalizing blend of nostalgia and eroticism. While it may not appeal to everyone, particularly those accustomed to the slick production values of modern adult cinema, it is a worthy watch for fans of vintage erotica.

Henri Pachard and his troops put a lot of effort into "Steal Breeze", a freewheeling and kinky movie that checks the boxes for porn content but gives more attention to characterization and zany story elements than is usual. All involved were comfortable in gonzo and stupid assignments, so it's refreshing to see them deliver something better here.

Pachard and Raven Touchstone's screenplay takes silly situations and treats them seriously -the central conceit of two kiddie show hosts warring for ratings is an effective hook to hang this tale on, basically about the misadventures of professional cat burglar Jeanna Fine (sexy and endearing in her pre-boob enhancement form). Her partner in crime is played by Aussie actress Alice Springs, both working for taskmaster criminal Joey Silvera, wacky in his overacting as usual.

Similarly overacting as usual is Jerry Butler as Corky the Clown, a weirdo who will do anything to beat his rival Randy Spears in TV popularity. Spears gives an earnest and at times touching performance as a cross-dresser, who spends a lot of his screen time in drag. Jeanna reads his diary while casing his home in a plot to blackmail him with a secretly-shot sex tape, and falls in love with him, her own sexuality probably falling into what is classified non-binary nowadays.

Movie unfolds as a series of flashbacks as Jeanna sits in jail, arrested after she saves Randy's life when he (being blackmailed) tries to commit suidide by walking from his beach house into the ocean.

A successful mix of goofiness with sincere affection for its cast of misfits makes "Steal Breeze" still entertaining 30 years after release.