- Kaufman: In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "trouble" loses much of its meaning.
- Pillsbury: [Motown is hot-wiring a car] Yellow to red!
- Motown: What the fuck does a Samoan know about hot-wiring a fucking car?
- Pillsbury: 50,000 cars stolen in Samoa every year.
- Motown: Well, a million in Detroit.
- Pillsbury: Detroit has 50 million cars. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen.
- Mike: They're pretending to be alive...
- Riley: Isn't that what we're doing? Pretending to be alive?
- [from trailer]
- Kaufman: Zombies, man. They creep me out.
- Kaufman: We do not negotiate with terrorists!
- Cholo: [a shot is fired] What the hell's that?
- Brubaker: Oh, that's just target practice.
- [scene cuts to soldiers]
- Veteran Soldier: There's nothing there, man.
- [he's attacked by Big Daddy and screams]
- Cholo: OK, so what the hell's that, screaming practice?
- [repeated line]
- Kaufman: You have no right!
- Charlie: What happened, Riley, did you get fucked?
- Charlie: Nice shooting.
- Riley: Good shooting, Charlie. No such thing as nice shooting.
- Kaufman: [Kaufman gets in his private underground limo, while his driver opens the garage door] Careful when you open that door.
- [Big Daddy appears, and attempts to get into the limo. His driver sees this, and runs out the garage door, leaving Kaufman in the limo]
- Kaufman: Get back here, you son of a bitch! You've got the fucking keys!
- Kaufman: [as Cholo approaches from the shadows] Fucking Spic bastard!
- Puppeteer: [beating up another puppet] Take that, you smelly zombie!
- Foxy: [Cholo is bitten by a zombie and Foxy hold a gun aimed at him] It's your call man.
- Cholo: [hesitates then shakes his head no] Nah, I always wanted to see how the other half lives.
- Cholo: Still workin' for the man. Kaufman send you to kill me, huh?
- Riley: Yes.
- Cholo: Takes a true friend to stab you right in the front, doesn't it.
- Mike: It's like a bad dream.
- Charlie: I have bad dreams. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible dreams.
- Cholo: Looks like God left the phone off the hook.
- Riley: [about the fireworks] Put some flowers in the graveyard.
- Charlie: Put some flowers in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of flowers you lay on the ground, these here are sky flowers. Way up in heaven...
- Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie, 'cause you still believe in heaven.
- Slack: What's your story, Riley?
- Riley: I don't have one, nothing bad ever happened to me.
- Charlie: [to Slack] Riley likes to be alone. He might take me, because he says being with me is just like being alone.
- Cholo: How many times have I told you, Riley, stop banging chicks with more problems than you.
- Riley: [Slack shoots open the door, startling him] What the fuck are you doing?
- Slack: I'm making myself useful!
- Riley: [gets attacked by a zombie] *Now* shoot!
- Cholo: [Riley shows up] You were always the smart one, Riley, much smarter than me.
- Riley: [under his breath] Not saying much.
- Cholo: [to Mouse] There are three things a man must do alone - be born, die and, well, we all know the other one.
- Riley: Make sure she doesn't hurt herself.
- Slack: I can take care of myself, ok?
- Riley: Fine. Charlie, make sure she doesn't hurt anyone else.
- Kaufman: [Kaufman gets in his private underground limo, while his driver opens the garage door] Careful when you open that door.
- [Big Daddy appears, and attempts to get into the limo. His driver sees this, and runs out the garage door, leaving Kaufman in the limo]
- Kaufman: Get back here, you bastard! You've got the fucking keys!
- [as Kaufman walks out of the elevator with two bags in his hands]
- Board Member: What's in the bags?
- Kaufman: Money.
- Board Member: Whose money?
- [Kaufman reaches for his gun]
- Kaufman: Watch out, Get down! Quick!
- [pulls him down and shoots him]
- Kaufman: ...Ours.
- Foxy: [diplomatically] It's Denbo and his idiot.
- Charlie: [repeated line; referring to the number of bullets he carries] I don't usually need that many.
- Slack: [referring to Charlie] He thinks he's taking care of you.
- Riley: He does. Without his guns I'd be dead by now.
- Slack: Without you he'd be dead by now.
- Riley: Fair trade.
- Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your rifle?
- Charlie: Catches the light.
- Slack: What light? How can you see anything?
- Charlie: Good eye.
- Pillsbury: I came here to do something. So, we are gonna stand around, or we are gonna do something?
- [last lines]
- Riley: Take us north.
- Kaufman: [talking about Cholo] You're dead. You really are *dead*!
- Manolete: [about the rapidly adapting zombies] Do you really think they can cross the river?
- Slack: [talking about Riley] You take care of him, huh?
- Charlie: Hell, yeah. He pulled me out of the fire. It was bad... Just look at me, you can tell it was bad.
- Riley: Put that thing away and put on your best Sunda smile. Just, just try to be friendly.
- Charlie: I *am* friendly.
- Kaufman: [sees explosions in the city] You lied to me, Denbo. You didn't get DeMora! He's shooting at us!
- Riley: That's not Cholo, Mr. Kaufman.
- [looks out toward the city]
- Riley: Holy shit, they got across the river.
- Cholo: Would you look at that? I didn't even have to blow the place up. The fuckin' stenches did it for me.
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