Meat Pie

I made the mistake of watching portions of this in 2007 and it still haunts me. I know he needed money for a Playstation but I still can't believe a young Ed Kavalis would stoop so low. This movie left me walking away feeling dirty and hollow inside. Also, the director is a slumlord. Marsland Motors.

I'm all for freedom of expression, and would never deny someone the right to independently get a message across to film audiences. However this movie, an attempt at independent comedy, seriously stands in the way of other people having the chance to express themselves. It also demeans just about every group in society with its feeble attempts at humour, and insults viewers in the process. Seriously, who thinks audiences are going to be amused by jokes about masturbation, menstruation, penis transplants and various racist and homophobic slurs? The Australian film industry is struggling to find an identity, and, as much as I admire anyone with a mission to get some Australian product out there, films like this will only damage the industry's already-low reputation and stop real films with real messages getting the chance they deserve.

A funny, light-hearted, cringe-worthy, comedy. It will definitely appeal to teens across the globe who will relate to the challenges and embarrassment of puberty. There are a lot of great comic moments including classic one-liners and cringe- worthy sex scenes. The trailer provides a good taste of what Australian pie is all about. It's quite unique and really very different to 'American Pie'. Congratulations to the cast and crew. You can tell that a lot of effort has gone into making this movie the success that it is and that everyone had a lot of fun making it. I'm sure this movie will continue to be watched in years to come.

I saw Meat Pie at an advanced screening and all I can say is WELL DONE GUYS!!! This film was absolutely amazing. A great teen comedy romp with a story that will keep you laughing. Australia has never really tried to do anything like this and for a first attempt I must say the gang has done a great job here.

My hats off to such a young Australian cast too, well done to them all for a great job with this film.

I'm going to recommend this film to everyone who wants a great Australian film full of laughter and the like. So sit back relax and get ready to laugh with MEAT PIE!!!

Barely watchable, possibly one of the worst films ever made. To the director I would say: get a real job.

It's not even funny bad like some old or dated cult flicks, it's just truly awful. Poorly crafted, derivative, unoriginal, amateurishly produced. Also borrows liberally from SBS TV's Pizza. If you are going to appropriate ideas, why not at least rip off something good?

I've seen first year film student projects that are far better than this waste of space.

One of the worst films I've ever seen by far.

You can watch the whole thing on YouTube, but I bet you won't sit through the first minute.