True Hollywood Twins

Merely the finale of a lousy project titled "Two Hot", created merely to debut Vivid's contract signees the Love Twins, this David Stanley/Paul Thomas concoction arrives dead as a door nail.

It begins with a lengthy recap of the action from "Two Hot" and then picks up where that left off, as child star Becky Wilson seduces her TV daddy from the hit "Family Jewels", played with a look of disdain on his face by Steven St. Croix.

Her sister Missy has the spoof of Lindsey Lohan role, and Austin Kincaid is quite miscast spoofing Paris Hilton, that is a Paris Hilton with 44D tits. Unfunny attempts at humor provide more than one's minimum daily requirement of groans, leading eventually to a way too cute finale of the twins surviving on a reality show that adds cannibalism to the "Survivor" tool kit.

Vivid stuck with the untalented twins for a dozen or so releases, all of them bad.