- Rikki Chadwick: How did the test go?
- Lewis McCartney: Well, according to the test, you are a seven-year-old German shepherd.
- Rikki Chadwick: I was wondering when you would figure out it wasn't my real hair.
- Rikki Chadwick: We'll draw straws and decide which one of us the others will eat.
- Emma Gilbert: That's not funny!
- Rikki Chadwick: I'm relieving the tension.
- Cleo Sertori: You're making it worse.
- Byron: Thanks for last night. You have the worlds best lips.
- Emma Gilbert: [spits out drink] Lips! My lips? What's he talking about? Guys?
- Byron: [Emma grabs his butt and he turns around to see Cleo] Cleo, nice to see you too.
- Cleo Sertori: Uh, thanks.