Dream Home

Where to begin with Dream Home? Where to begin indeed.

Let's be clear, the most professional part of this production is the cover art. But even that is badly flawed, that house doesn't even remotely resemble the house in the movie and a child on a bike like that? Not relevant.

The film itself is truly amateur hour, it looks and sounds like a student film. The cinematography is messy and the sound quality is the pits. Want an example of how bad? You'll have two characters talking to one another and the background noises will vary in intensity when the camera bounces between them. It truly is awful.

The acting is some of the worst I've seen for years. No passion in the delivery, it's as if they were taken off the street randomly and asked to just read off a teleprompter.

The plot is recycled, we've seen it all before but better. So basically to summarize the film literally has no redeeming features. It looks like hell, it sounds like crap and the content itself is unoriginal tripe.

They do get better than this, but not by much.

The Good:

Erm....

The Bad:

Poor boom quality

Lifeless performances

WTF is that front cover?

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

When you actually hear the director yelling "Cut" in a finished film you know these people shouldn't be in the industry

People who buy million dollar homes can't afford kids

If it were possible to give negative stars on films, this movie would be -30. It may possibly be the worst film in the history of film making itself. Dream Home features acting three or four bars below porno acting, the cheapest camera effects even my younger brother (Who is five years old for your information) can perfect, and a dreaded script to go along with it (Im being nice when i say dreaded). There are actually parts in the film where stagehands appear holding cameras and such. So I say go out and rent this movie, not for the acting, not for the effects, not for the script, but for the sheer laughter and enjoyment it will bring by making fun of "The Worst Movie Ever".

This was the absolute worst movie I have ever seen. I can not even begin to explain the way I felt when this movie was over....I was ripped off Don't let this happen to you!!! The movie made no sense at all, and the acting was horrendous...The front of the box looks really interesting..The kid on the bike..oh yeah y would he have anything to do with the movie...DUH...There is not even one child in this movie!!! If there were a way to recall movies this film should be put in a fire pit!! Take my advice Don't rent this movie, buy this movie, or even watch it on cable...I'm sure you can find better things to do for an hour and a half...like ripping your toenails off one by one!!!

After watching this horrible movie I have a couple of questions.

Who where the people who gave it a ten in the voting? What is wrong with them?

Do yourselves a favor and avoid this piece of trash.

After attempting to submit my post about this movie I was told that it did not contain enough lines of text (the minimum being ten lines). Therefore I will try to come up with some more words to describe this crap...

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I was in the mood to watch a scary movie and saw this DVD at the rental store. It looked like a movie about a haunted, creepy old mansion, however the movie (if it can even be described as a movie) was nothing of the sort. I think the creators of this piece of crap saw this cool looking house on Google and thought, "hey that would be cool on the cover even tho it has NOTHING to do with the movie". The acting is awful...the plot was non-existent...and the effects were to be laughed at and nothing more! Not to mention the fact that you can actually here someone yell, "CUT" after one of the scenes! I got through the first 10 minutes and had to turn it off. This was BY FAR the worst "movie" I've ever attempted to watch! Please save yourself some money and DO NOT SEE THIS PIECE OF CRAP!