Gypsy Vampire

As a fan of Ed Wood, I thought I'd check out what one of his co-stars had produced. This piece of junk is far worse then anything Ed ever made and even gives "the village people-can't stop the music" a good challenge as the worst movie I have ever seen. the only movie I have seen that could possibly be worse is one a friend sent me from kenya called "Mob Doc". I tried watching Mob Doc but had to turn it off after 35 minutes because it was just sooooo bad. At least I made it all the way through gypsy vampire, but I will say that sitting through a movie that is this bad can be extremely painful. I usually enjoy bad movies for the humor of the bad dialog, acting and (not so) special effects but gypsy vampire is so incredibly bad it surpasses the realm of "bad" in an Ed Wood sense to the realm of "complete waste of film".

First the good part. This movie looks like it was shot on video. It's crystal clear.

Now the bad. This is really bad. The acting (if you can call it that), the story, and the camera work are all beyond bad.

"Plan 9" is a masterpiece compared to this.

To make it even better, there's outtakes. How can anything this bad have outtakes. The entire movie looks like one bad outtake and you got the see the parts that didn't make it in the movie.

It gets a 9 out of 10 for it's badness. It's hard to make a movie this bad enjoyable.