- Dr. Bob Modan: Do you worry they got the wrong man? Do you think, I mean, looking back on it, they killed the real James? That was my biggest fear after my own experience. Because you wake up in that little room, and for all you know, they could've just swapped you out. Hard to say what happened while you were asleep.
- James Foster: What's going on?
- Gabi Bauer: Someone's making a statement. One of the locals, I'd guess.
- James Foster: What do you think he's trying to say?
- Gabi Bauer: He's saying that he wants to put a knife right through here. And after you die, he'll hang your body at the airport to scare off the other tourists.
- James Foster: Seems a bit extreme.
- Gabi Bauer: The Li Tolqans are a melodramatic people.
- Detective Thresh: [to James, after his double has been executed] This is the ashes for you to take. Consider this a souvenir.
- James Foster: I actually came here looking for inspiration. To a resort. It's quite pathetic.
- Alban Bauer: So what do you do for money then? Do you teach, or?
- Em Foster: He married rich.
- Alban Bauer: That's a good one. Well, it's good for an artist to have a patron, isn't it?
- James Foster: Yes.
- Em Foster: Oh, sure. I'm in danger of becoming a charitable organization at this point.
- Em Foster: My father runs a publishing house, and the one thing he told me was to never marry a writer.
- Alban Bauer: Of course.
- Em Foster: But my father was also a monster. So, I married the first broke writer to spill coffee on me.
- Alban Bauer: [to James] I'm just fattening you for dinner. You will be our final course. Once the oil starts coming out of your eyes, I'll fry you with rosemary, and Em can eat your balls like a real marriage.
- Em Foster: How do you know I haven't already?
- Alban Bauer: Look at him, he's too disobedient.
- Em Foster: It's really disgusting that you could just sit there, and watch it happen. Like a robot. What's wrong with you?
- Charles: I went for a colonoscopy last month, and it was like looking at a painting by Jackson Polyp.
- Gabi Bauer: This whole time we've been laughing at you.
- Gabi Bauer: You're just a bit of fun on our vacation.
- Gabi Bauer: And such a terrible driver.
- Gabi Bauer: I can't believe you ran that guy over James, You remember that ?
- Gabi Bauer: Maybe think of it as a gift. You said you were looking for inspiration. There's something to the experience, isn't there? You come out of it feeling, it's hard to explain, but I can see it in your eyes, if you know what I mean.
- Alban Bauer: James, you made it. You're completely transformed. You look so beautiful now. I can see the beauty just pouring right out of you.