San Andreas magnitude extrême

You can actually see the actors cringing at their own acting. It's like they try to act, but the director tells them it's too good and they need to turn it back a notch. The word stereotype is just too weak for these characters: A grizzled gung-ho marine commander - check. Two younger hero marines, one female - check. The main macho hero - check. A blonde bimbo - check. Throw in lots of hoorahs - check. Chuck in any old dubious story where they all almost get killed several times - check. Add some dodgy CGI - check.

Absolutely tedious and embarrasing for all concerned. Watch some paint drying instead.

Turned on a streaming service looking for something interesting to watch. San Andreas - Mega Quake. Hey I live in LA, been through a lot of them - lets try this.

So I did - and stayed with it to the bitter end. I wanted to quit earlier but by the time I got to a certain point I just had to see how bad it was going to get. The script itself - dialogue OMG Please. I LOVE CALIFORNIA. Was this the writing teams first movie script? The director, acting coach what have you or should I say where were you. Was the goal to get footage in the can or GOOD footage in the can. Joseph Michael Harris I feel sorry for. You see, most paper bags have been replaced with other types of bags at the grocery stores in California, so there is no possible way we can see Joseph Harris try to act his way out of a paper bag.

I am going to do some more research on this film because I really want to know who foot the bill for this nightmare.

Someone had actually painted on it "Mega Quake Killer". Plus, the nose cone consists of red duct tape, and painted plaster. The 'drama' in trying to move the missile was hysterical.... -in fact the whole scene... that is if you smoke a joint and get stoned before watching the movie. Can't stop laughing!

The "actors" really stand the Premiere of this peace of trash². My son and daughter want to see it.... after 20minutes they begged me to switch it off. So this is my rating for the first 22minutes. And really there is no funny thing in this disaster of a film.

This is a D-Movie, really weak - not recommendable!