Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Excellent. Just pure trash with a layer of sci-fi on top. If you are looking for anything serious, look elsewhere. It's got hot girls including a couple of porn stars, skimpy costumes and a fair amount of nudity; there is one guy in the movie without whom the movie would be much better. There is some cosmic archaeology, alien pleasure beasts, a hick tentacle beast, Thanagarian pleasure pods, three cheap sets, some low tech special effects, some pseudo science gibberish, etc. I am glad to see Full Moon video is back making movies. This doesnt match any of their great productions in the early 90s like the Bloodstone Trilogy but it it perfectly adequate schlock entertainment.

Went into this movie expecting garbage and was pleasantly surprised acting not half bad especially for pornstars. The premise behind the movie actually made sense some sort of killer tentacle pod beast that uses sex as a weapon. All in all great sci-fi trash movie. Some very attractive naked women never hurts. I'm sure this will get a lot of negative reviews from people who don't care for naked women. Or hate the p*** genre. However the acting was quite good for pornstars. If you're into trashy naked b rated Sci-Fi action then you should definitely give this movie a look. From full Moon studios who have some other decent b rated sci-fi and horror movies.

No pun intended - if you expect this to be similar to the first two Femalien movies (I assume you have seen them?), then you will be disappointed I assume. I am not sure if there is a longer version of this, but what I saw left most erotic scenes ... before it really got hot. Not sure if you care about that, if you do, you probably will not like this movie. There is plenty of nudity, but there is not so much love making (at least in the movie).

Which was ok for me, because I would have skipped it anyway. That said, the acting is quite good to say the least. And there is quite a bit of humor in it ... if that sounds to your liking ... Science Fiction, good looking (sometimes naked) individuals and some fun ... well you could do worse I reckon.

If you and your friends like to play Mystery Science Theater... then this the movie for you. Several of my buddies came over for "Movie Night" and it was nonstop laughter. This movie scores low in every category except humor, well maybe nudity would be up there. Soft porn in space, it just doesn't get better than this.

Wow. Just wow.

I wasn't sure what I was getting into here, as I sat down to watch the 2020 sci-fi movie "Femalien: Cosmic Crush". Though, I sort of had a hunch. But I figured I would give writer and director Lindsey Schmitz the benefit of the doubt and give the movie a chance.

Yeah, I should have listened to that screaming voice at the back of my head and just dodged the bullet named "Femalien: Cosmic Crush". This movie was bad, on oh-so-many-levels. It was essentially just softcore rubbish laced with a sci-fi cowl. Yeah, and that doesn't qualify as entertainment in my book. And it was pretty clear very, very early on in the movie that it was going to be a semi-lewd movie. And that is just not something worthwhile wasting time on watching.

The storyline was bland, not that I suppose it would matter much for a movie of this caliber. But then again, I wouldn't know, as this is not a genre of movies that I enjoy.

The acting in "Femalien: Cosmic Crush" was as you would expect from a low budget movie such as this. Needless to say that I wasn't familiar with a single performer on the cast list here.

Something that amazes me here, is the fact that Full Moon Features and Charles Band would actually put their names and brand to this type of venture.

My rating of "Femalien: Cosmic Crush" lands on a one out of ten stars.