Toothfairy 2

Can I find anything good to say about this movie - No.

The story makes no sense. The acting is appalling .

In fight scenes you can actually see that blows miss their mark by a mile. The villain looks like someone wearing a cheap halloween mask that has been modified with a maker pen and a black education gown. The film cannot even make up its mind where it is set. In one part a character stated they were in the USA yet the cars have their steering wheels on the right hand side so it was probably shot in the UK. It is 91 minutes long yet it feels more like 91 days and you are praying for it to end. Some films can be so bad they are funny, this film is not its just BAD.

Well, initially I was lured in by the cover/poster for "Toothfairy 2", as it actually looked rather interesting. Granted, I didn't really believe that this was going to be a masterpiece within the horror genre. But still, I believe in watching a movie and giving it a chance; especially when it is a movie I haven't seen before.

Right, well "Toothfairy 2" was bad. It was just downright atrocious and abysmal. In fact, it was so bad that I didn't even make it halfway through. I just simply gave up on it, as the storyline was way too mediocre, but worse yet were the special effects and make-up. And that was the reason why this movie died for me; I just couldn't stand looking at those horrible special effects.

Now, it didn't really work in favor of "Toothfairy 2" with the level of acting that was put on by the actors and actresses in the movie. Let's just say that they tried, and leave it at that.

"Toothfairy 2" felt more like a home video project than it actually felt like a properly produced movie. Now, some might actually like that approach for a movie and find it charming and enjoyable. I, however, am not one such person. I watch a movie with the intention of being properly entertained by a movie that is properly made.

I am rating "Toothfairy 2" a more than generous two out of ten stars. It was bad, yeah, but it wasn't up among the worst of movies that I have had the misfortune of suffering through. However, I have no intention of returning to ever watch the rest of this movie.

I found this " gem" but I had no idea there were previous films by the same producer. So I started with this one. Again, I got tricked into watching it due to the scary cover of dvd! But no such luck. It has jump scares but not too scary! There is a slight backstory about an entire family killed and teeth removed 20 years earlier. So now a bunch of friends go to mountains for a fun weekend. Tooth Fairy Monster finds them (how?) and has other violent ideas. But on trip is a jerk Paul who thinks Cory is killer and wants to scare him. He does but Cory is fragile and flips out! The real killer Tooth Fairy killer takes out a few friends. Ripping out their teeth and killing them. Monster is scary and gory teeth scenes. But corny plot! Slow moving! End is good. Cory is rescued. But has a creepy grin at end of movie. Maybe?? Watch and see.

About 54 or 55 minutes in, the kitchen scene where four or five of the characters are arguing - for me - this is the best part. The camera work is so bad, its actually funny to watch. That's it. Sorry.

Oh my freaking good god this is one of those 'movies' that are sooo bad you start to get angry at yourself for actually sitting through it like a to while you keep looking at the clock! What an amateur cheapie mess, annoying nonentity poser actors, some of which are faking bad American accents for no reason I could discern, it doesn't even look like a movie as there's no real cinematography to speak of just ugly amateur camera work of bland washed out rooms, absolutely pathetic insult of a monster, just looked like a child's lazy attempt at a Halloween costume with some idiot in a cloak and a cheap plastic mask and a laughable voice effect...it's actually quite astonishing that efforts this bad are still being made and put out there in 2020! Lloyd Kaufman would be proud, although his movies are always at least fun to watch. It's a Solid zero, less than that even, a complete nothing of a picture with no more impact or presence than a mere fart in the wind, nothing but an awkward and painful slog every step of the way, I believe that having your teeth actually yanked out would be more fun than having to watch this rancid salted gutter fire garbage, one effort that I'll forget in no time at all but I won't forgive! And that's the tooth! Ha x