The Badge, the Bible, and Bigfoot

This is basically one family's self-made vehicle to proselytize, self aggrandise and self promote. Don't be fooled by the mention of Bigfoot in the title. It's purely a ruse to attract attention. It actually consists of a huge amount of Bible thumping and a few rednecks and a guy in a bad monkey suit running around in front of a static camera. The hero is the husband of the writer who is also in it and trust me, neither of them could act their way out of a paper bag. Endless mentions of how pretty she is (she wrote it!) and his (long over) military service. Just embarrassingly dreadful. I urge you not to waste any time on it.

I would normally give a low-budget movie such as this the benefit of a doubt, but sadly I cannot. This movie could've worked, I believe, as a comedy/parody. Instead, the filmmakers repeatedly seem to demand that we take this movie seriously, even putting a dramatic "Parental discretion advised" warning at the beginning of it. If we obey them and do so, however, we are all in for a rough hour.

There are, like, two shots and a couple music tracks that are decent. The rest, however, is exceptionally bad.

The editing seems to have been done hastily, with dozens - and I mean dozens - of jump cuts. The acting rarely seems real, and the "action sequences" near the end are so badly choreographed it's hilarious. But the worst part is the script. Its plot moves very slowly (which says a lot given that it's 66 minutes long), and basically all of the characters' decisions are illogical and dumb. The moral of the movie - don't worry or watch violent/monster movies - is good, but comes into the story awkwardly and seems...kinda ironic given the filmmakers just a year later made a movie called, "The Exorcism in Amarillo." Just saying.

In conclusion, I feel that the filmmakers had their hearts in the right place. They just didn't seem to know how to express themselves on screen right. I would advise them to next time study the basics of storytelling, and to give the scenes more thought during pre-production.

This movie is so bad it is like it's making fun of itself. Every line is delivered so poorly it's like the actors (if you can call them that) were instructed to read it off a card with no emotion or reaction at all. Filled with weird pauses in the dialog' accents so bad they seem like they are making fun of the mentally deficient and stiff performances this is PAINFUL to watch. Almost the whole cast is related (same last name)...was it so bad everyone else refused to be a part of it? Probably, God knows they should have. Speaking of God, there is weirdly interjected Christian music (if you can call it that) that is interjected throughout and totally doesn't belong. I would say it ruins the movie but the cast, dialog, and ridiculous plot had already thoroughly done that. Please burn this piece of garbage. 0/10. How did this get 3.8/10? So bad....

I love bigfoot movies, but you would be scraping the bottom of the barrel to want to sit through this film.

The opening music and score is absolutely woeful, The actors lacked any form of expression and quite frankly don't know how to even act. It honestly sounds like they were reading their lines straight from a script.

It appears that the film's producers have no idea what a storyboard.is and how to use one because there was very little to no thought given to scene composition.

Most scenes look like they were shot with a camcorder or mobile phone sitting on a table, There are scenes where the camera operator often cuts the actor's heads off or they are very poorly framed for the scene.

I turned the movie off after 5 minutes because it was so disappointing to watch. I rated this film with one star, but that was one too many in my opinion. This film is definitely a huge flop.

Doesn't even deserve 1 star. This thing makes Gravitas movies look like Oscar nominees. You'll know right from the Christian rock theme opening that you're in for a flaming hot dumpster fire.