Little Lizard: Fortnite - The Movie

Hello. My name is john cena. Although you can refer to me as XxfortnitekingxX. I have just recently bought this movie and i have never been more proud of a purchase in my life. In the first few seconds i was sobbing, my eyes were falling out and i could not stop peeing my pants at how beautiful this movie is. I couldnt stop sobbing from the beautiful girl fortnite skins and i almost committed tax fraud because of it. This movie changed my life. I will get to the title in a second, hold your pants, but first i need to explain how this is the best movie in cinematic history. My friend 6ix9ine and i watched it together, he even made a rap song about it called gucci gang with his friend logan paul. I even started my own 30 year rap career because i was so inspired by 6's emotional outbreak of a 1924 hit release. I am now da baby because of this movie. Now i will explain how my dad is now alive because of it. It all started in the summer 69 where i was making my way downtown, me and my dad were walking fast. Faces were passing and we were home bound. Once we had gotten home carl azuz broke into my house and robbed me and my dad. I was stunned. He had stolen my copy of kung-fu panda 2 on dvd. I had been saving up to by that for YEARS but it had been stolen by mr cnn 10 himself. Then he used the copy of kung-fu panda 2 on dvd to kill my dad. He had shoved it in his ears causing internal bleeding in his skull where i had to preform emergency surgery through his ear canal with a pencil. John wick was very proud but it was not enough to save my dad. I have become adicted to ketimine afterwards and was forced out of my house by my landlord. He had not evicted me but instead physically kicked me out of the third story window where i broke my tailbone and fractured my collar bone. I was now homeless and without a job because my boss could not see me like this. I had offered him some ketimine but he had declined saying he wasnt in the mood. I was forced to live in the woods where i was adopted by a pack of wolves which taught me how to wrestle. I had then gotten into wwe as they had some pre-recorded episodes on their VIZIO - 40" Class D-Series LED Full HD SmartCast tv. I had auditioned for icarly in the meantime if i had not gotten into wwe itself. I didnt make it but got into the wwe and my life was finally set on track. I had met my wife in the same year as well, and we had a child named fred. He had made a youtube channel at the age of 12 where i came out of a fridge in my cameo in the 2010 fred the movie. I had then discovered the game Fortnite where i would play for 56 hours a day, and then i discovered this movie. I had asked my friend 6ix9ine, who i met in college, if he would want to watch it with me on my wolf families VIZIO - 40" Class D-Series LED Full HD SmartCast tv. He accepted the offer. Afterwards, everything i had explained before had happened and i could not believe it. It was so beautiful, i had never seen anything like it. Then my house began to shake. A bright light flooded the room and god himself appeared in front of my VIZIO - 40" Class D-Series LED Full HD SmartCast tv and told me it was destined that i would become da baby. I then was forced into immense pain following the encounter where my 47.5 hour long transformation into da baby started. Once it was over, 6ix9ine asked me if i was alright, i proceeded to scream at the top of my lungs, "yeah yeah". He then said he was going to go watch kung-fu panda 2 and i shouted with immense strength, "les goo". That reminder of kung fu panda 2 had risen my dad from the dead, where he walked through the door and was revealed to me carl azuz himself! I was so confused, but turns out he had taken over carl azuzes body and forced him into the eternal gates of hell where he sits there today. Thank you for reading my story, and i hope you gained equal happiness this movie brought me. I will now leave earths atmosphere where i will go to pluto to search for joe jonas's wig he threw into the rafters.

Words cannot decribe this movies cinematic genius. From the ultra troll moments to the AMAZING cinematics, i wish i could rate this movie more stars. My mom didnt understand this so i took her inhaler and did the take the L while she went to the hospittal. Thank you for helping me secure the bag.

Fortnite the movie is a cinematic masterpiece, made by the most beloved director Little Lizard. The dangerous and exciting adventure, that the characters go on, is incredibly inspiring. And as I was inspired by many others to be better, I took actions into my own household. In my search to do better, I stole my fathers blue pump from under his bed, and murdered my children, husband, dog, and parent's! But don't worry, I made sure to do take the L as the bled out on the floor! However I still have not been able to find their reboot cards, so if anyone could help me find them that would be much appreciated.

When i watched this movie for the first time i was astonished with the production value and story line. In my opinion this is a prime example of cinema at the highest calibre. After watching this move it changed my life it cured my cancer i am no longer an alcoholic and my male pattern balding has fixed itself. The cast is amazing and now all of them are very rich and powerful. I recommended this to my grandfather on his grave and he came back to watch it. And while i was watching it for the 34th time my father came back with the milk. In my personal opinion this movie is the best thing in history.

This movie is a cinematic masterpiece. Watching it helped me realize I want to be like raptor and be a professional Fortnite player. Every night before I go to bed I cant get my mind off how john wick beat up omega. I think your life is worthless if you haven't watched little lizard: Fortnite the movie. I am going to be as strong as omega as funny as raptor and as smart as john wick. This is the best movie known to man. Shawshank Redemption has nothing on this movie. If you are going out with a girl and you need a movie this is perfect. I want to be the very best Fortnite player there is. Ninja has nothing on me because I am as cracked as drift. This movie is also very good because it predicted 9/11. And if Bill Clinton just watched it we would still have the twin towers.