C.I.Ape

...about a talking ape who's a C. I. A. Agent. (Plus, you should definitely watch it, so the writer's mom will stop bugging him about getting a real job.)

I was working at McDonald's before I watched this film but now it changed my life. It truly showed the meanings of life. And now I'm applying for a degree at Harvard. Thank you C. I. Ape, 🙏

It is like if someone really went out of his way to make the movie this bad. Even my 9 year old daughter said the monkey, oh ape, doesn't talk much. The movie is nit even remotely funny at all. Silly beyond my expectations. The movie had some potential, but it seems it was made to be bad, really really bad.

This is exactly the type of movies that shows the need to have a refund policy in movie theaters, from the first minute you know you have been fooled to pay for it.

I have no idea how they allow such movies to be shown in public, this must be illegal.

I am a professional chimp wrangler, and I know as a fact that the character in this film is not a real chimpanzee. It looks nothing like a real chimp either. This CGI abomination proves that in modern society, we value fancy gadgets and computers over good old fashioned chimp labor. The directors of this film could have taken this in a great direction, this film could have had amazing potential. There have been a stream of great chimp-based spy films and television shows, including "Lancelot Link", "Spymate", and others. But this film, unfortunately, appears to have taken more after the film "Funky Monkey", which is the worst film I have ever watched. Now this film does not bring out the murderous rage that "Funky Monkey" did, but the CGI chimp coupled with the extremely mediocre, pro-interventionist plot make this film extremely dissapointing. I just hope this will not set a precedent, and directors will continue to utilize the boundless acting skills of real chimpanzees. This film could have been so much more. Bring back the chimps.