5G Zombies

I was all set to watch some zombies but there was really none to be had. People walking with their phones held up in front of them didn't quite cut it.

Movie consists of multiple 'survivors' uploading videos of themselves after their neighborhoods have taken a turn for the worse.

Some of the actors do a good enough job but others are pretty horrible. It's mostly about how people react to the crisis around them.

People acting "weird" are always off screen and I guess up to the viewer's imagination.

Extremely low budget film and you in no way should ever pay money to see this movie.

Nothing bad for kids but nothing I'd ever recommend either. Just another film capitalizing on the covid-19, coronavirus name.

Most of the plot doesn't make any sense. It tries its best to engage the audience with its plot, but that is deemed useless.

I'd avoid such a mess if I were you.

5G isn't a health threat nor is it a disease that can turn people into zombies. Ignore all the karens on Facebook and Twitter that keep talking about that nonsense.

This is the most trash movie i've ever seen. Everyone else could make a better zombiemovie then this

OK, so I understand that people need to make a living and am not judging here, well ok, just a little, but these people are not actors, not even close. I can only assume that this is sadly some sort of huge joke. Although it is pretty frightening that someone, well anyone, actually brought it to screen (Facebook).

Making the scene here.... It touches on a subject that is fresh in people's minds amidst the Covid-19 'crisis' we are currently in. You know, certain people who believe everything they read on social media, are clearly unable to think for themselves and head off to burn down 5G Cell Towers because someone told them they cause the virus. Any person with an ounce of intelligence would realise that this is physically impossible. These small minded people do just use it as an excuse to commit violence and criminal damage.

So, someone goes out and sticks together a 'movie' (I use this term extremely loosely) not to mock these people and install a little sense into them but to support their ludicrous beliefs. Well, it was Facebook so that explains it all really, after all, let these dumb articles loose on their site then go string a load of nonsense together and release it. Actually makes me wonder if the Facebook Execs behind this release orchestrated the 'Fake News' about the 5G Towers themselves as the 'movie' was on imminent release?!?

It may have very well been made tongue in cheek but it does not come across as such in any way shape or form. On top of the totally abysmal acting, sorry but probably the worst I have ever seen, terrible script and sensitive subject (due to some people being beyond dumb and swallowing all they read), this truly is the worst thing I have ever, ever watched. Sorry to say but this may be a career killer for some of those involved which no one wishes of course but choices were made by said people, theirs not ours!

Please do yourselves a favour and stand there clapping for the HNS for 97 minutes instead, you may be totally exhausted after this time but trust me you will not regret the decision. :-(

Right where to start with this film, me and my friend smoked a joint and some beers before the start of this film but yet as you can imagine it was not nearly enough to get through the entirety of 5G zombies. Apart from the start that held some narrative and structure the rest of the flick was shot in a blog style selfie format that means there is no connectivity to any of the characters. Top that with a scene which involves a Facetime interaction that emitted a dog whistle high pitched noise that was so bad to which my friend put it as "it sounds like a washing machine speeding up" made us both cover our ears in pain (not exaggerating) which caused both nausea. Adding to all of this for a film that is titled '5G zombies' there is barely only 3 shots that contain any footage of zombies which really makes you question everything at this point.

All in all ive never had to switch of a film only a third of the way through after smoking a joint and that just speaks volumes really.