Devil's Triangle

This is your run of the mill lower than asylum tier z movie madness. Rocketjump made a series with Luke Skywalker as the narrator but started off making VGHS which has higher production values than this 2000 dollar movie. I think average review critics who use skits or witty banter won't even bother making fun of this movie because the cost of their time and background is probably higher budget than this entire film.

Fred Williamson is a fairly decent actor with a lot of solid credits to his name. What was he thinking here? This very well could be the worst movie ever made, and that includes amateur movies made by kids with $13 in lunch money.

Initially I found the cover for the 2021 movie "Devil's Triangle" to be sort of interesting. Sure, the thing with the underground citadel was a bit out there, but there was some appeal to the movie's cover. And with it being a movie that I hadn't already seen, of course I opted to watch this movie from director Brendan Petrizzo.

But this movie was tough to sit through. The storyline written by Brendan Haley and Joe Roche was just quite far from what is considered enjoyable and entertaining to me. So I found it very difficult to submerge myself, pardon the pun, into the movie and storyline. And it was just difficult to take the whole Atlantis concept seriously.

Visually then "Devil's Triangle" was a mixed experience. Some of the CGI were actually good, while others were a bit dubious.

The only cast member that I was familiar with here was Fred Williamson. But the cast did put on fair enough performances in "Devil's Triangle". Just a shame that they had next to nothing to work with in terms of a proper script and storyline.

I found "Devil's Triangle" to be a swing and a miss, and it certainly is not a movie I would recommend you waste your time, money or effort on.

My rating of "Devil's Triangle" lands on a three out of ten stars.

Thank goodness I was at home watching this. I fell asleep!

Unoriginal story!

Bad script!

Worse acting!

Uninspiring costumes!

Awful sets!

Terrible CGI!

Don't bother!

I can hardly imagine how much effort was actually out into this script, production, props, acting or anything else.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that a submarine has brick walls and wooden door frames.

Or that the entire cast of the Atlantis people are wearing modern era clothes, have modern electronics, furnishings and lighting systems - and also speak fluent English - as I was watching the English version.

I'm sure that it would be just as much fun to watch any other language version - because this is certainly entertaining in aspects where it shouldn't be.

However - as bad as it is...and it is bad...it's still more entertaining than most movies I've seen in the past 2 years.

It's not the worst of the bunch.

Yes, it's outrageously cheap - but it's Asylum Production, so you know it's cheap.

Crazy as it is...I actually liked it.

Just not enough to rate it more than I did.

Someday i hope to buy a submarine made of cement, wood and brick.

Do you know where I can find one?