Paris Hilton's My New BFF

I'm not a Paris fan and never have been so take this review with that bias in hand. This show is the dumbest, most scripted and unrealistic "reality" show around. I cannot imagine real human women auditioned for this show. I hope for society's sake that these contestants are paid actresses because if these women really want to be Paris Hilton's bff, I fear for the future of humanity. Perhaps I'm being extreme, but my God this show is stupid. Paris is an uneducated over plasticized bimbo who behaves even dumber than she likely is. She's such a terrible role model and I am sad the networks give her air time and even her own show. Don't watch this EVER, not even if there is a gun to your head. Death is a preferable alternative to sitting through even one episode of this garbage.

This is proof that you don't need talent to make it big in the show biz. Just be born in the right family and have connections and then you get to be plastered all over the media.

Who would humiliate them selves like this? What's wrong with people? How low do you have to fall to beg someone for friendship and especially if that someone is a spoiled, rich, daddy's girl!? This show is just terrible! Bottom of the bottom!!! A proof of how far human humiliation can go and a proof of how superstitious and poor some people are! How pathetic do you have to be to stare at Paris while she's sitting on her throne, waiting for her to approve you as her friend or better yet to humiliate you as a man!? Do this people have any pride left? I wouldn't do this show if it would mean my entire life! But don't get me wrong, this is, unfortunately, not the only show like that. There is plenty of them and i just can't believe that anyone is actually watching them or participating in 'em! TERRIBLE!!!

This is just so wrong on so many levels. Who actually put the okay for this atrocity to be aired on TV. What the hell is wrong with you? Are there no standards anymore? This show proves that you can make TV-shows about anything these days. You could as well film paint drying on the wall and make that into a show. That would actually be more interesting than this pile of horse manure. Who in their right mind would watch Paris Hilton's BFF? What is the target audience for this show? I can only think of people who have suffered heavy brain damage and don't know what is going on, house pets, inanimate objects. I accidentally caught 5 mins of the show and i immediately felt my brain function go down by 5%. Why does that rich, spoiled snob Paris Hilton have to be on TV at all costs? A TV-show about her buying friends. I don't get it. Cant she just spend her days lying by the pool being pampered by her many servants, or shopping hats at Rodeo Drive. Someone please stop her from making more TV-shows please.

There are no words to describe how truly horrible this show is, but I'll try my best. This show is quite probably the worst show ever made, with the most awful premise ever. Before this, there were some horrid reality programs, such as Parental Control or My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancée, but my word! How can anything be worse than this?! Paris Hilton needs to lay low for a couple decades until she's matured to maybe the age of an 18 year old.

Paris Hilton wants a new best friend, so she puts random girls through these tests to see if they'll be her new BFF. These tests include making the girls dance for her, and making them keep secrets and not keep rumors going, and finding cute guys. The question then is does Paris want a new best friend, or does she want a new slave/entertainer to keep her company? At the end of each episode, Paris tearfully says goodbye to someone who just doesn't make the cut to be her best friend forever.

What an awful premise!!! How can Paris possibly find a best friend by putting these people through tests and spending limited time with them? It seems like these girls on the show would eventually bond with each other and get mad at Paris for getting rid of their friends. Even when someone wins this show, their friendship with Paris could be nothing but very artificial. Paris might as well have a show where girls lick dog feces off her shoes, and whichever one licks the most wins Paris Hilton's admiration. That's how vein this show is. The veins in my brain are popping as I try to comprehend who would make this show, and who would enjoy it.

It's crude, it's vein and it's absolutely the worst show to ever grace the small screen. Watching this too long will kill brain cells, and may cause mental retardation.

My rating: BOMB out of ****. 30 mins. TV14