Bigfoot or Bust

I rarely review anything online, but clearly IMDb is in need of an opinion from someone who actually enjoys this type of material.

Jim Wynorski still has it. Perhaps "casual viewers" may not know what they've got themselves into, but for fans of his work, this one is a real treat. It's chock full of hilarious one-liners and perfect comedic timing. Seeing these actresses continue to appear in his films today (especially with a sense of self-awareness) warms my heart. They are so much fun to watch and have genuine chemistry together. From the cut-aways, to the montages, to the cameo from the Director himself, this felt like a classic Wynorski flick in every sense and I'm glad that he's still doing what he does best. I haven't laughed this much in a long time and recommend this film to fans of his early 90s material.

If you ever wondered what it would look like if your grandmother and her friends from the nursing home fought a man in a horrible Halloween Bigfoot costume, you just hit the jack pot. Now if you also wanted to see those grandmas exploited , congrats, you just hit double jack pot. Remember when movies took talent and craft? Heck with that, now just rent a crappy camera and a pathetic costume and start shooting. Who cares, right? That should have been the name of the movie. "Screw it, this dumpster fire is probably someone's fetish. " , someone producer probably said. Also, why do these IMDb reviews have to be so long now?

I thought I was settling in to watch a campy and funny movie, but what I got was a bunch of great grandmas covered in a wrinkle in time.......in fact......a lot of wrinkles in time......in costumes that would make their grandkids cringe and change their names. There's absolutely nothing redeemable about this movie to recommend it for anyone to watch.

The canned laughter is annoying and the costume of the bigfoot is so bad that at times you can see the straps that tied it together in the back, it's about the quality one would expect to get at Target. I'm willing to bet that every actress in this movie was alive when the US flag had fewer than 48 stars....yes they're that old.

From start to finish this movie knew it's audience, and I'm it. It's story progressed perfectly with twists that were unexpected. The acting was great with an unforgettable sound track with nothing but bangers that will have you singing along like "I don't wanna be a Bigfoot no more". Rarely in my life do I resonate with a character in a deep and meaningful way and boy howdy did I with the Bigfoot. The amount of emotion that was broadcasted through his face and acting is superb. Even with no lines I felt a-tune to the supposed monster. This was all done with a perfect, tasteful amount of cleavage. A must watch for all who like Bigfoot and women.

I commend the producers of this flick for giving senior citizens starring acting roles. However, please not in bikinis and daisy dukes.

Go back and watch "The Man Show." Much better girls on trampolines...