Outlaw's Buckle

The Room. Plan 9 From Outer Space. Manos: Hands Of Fate. What do they all have in common? They're all widely considered some of the worst movies ever made.

Enter Outlaw's Buckle by writer and director Brett Bentman, which is a worthy new contender to the worst of genre. The difference? People actually watched the above movies and deemed them the worst. I can't imagine enough people actually watching this and taking the time to care, and it won't be making the rounds at any midnight showings any time soon.

This is the second movie I have watched by this director with the first one being the almost equally horrible 90 Feet From Home but at least that movie had a couple of performances compelling enough to justify the runtime. There is nothing good about this sorry excuse of a movie from the writing to the directing to the acting to the cinematography to the score to the anything and all of the other terms I have used here are used loosely.

I've watched a lot of good movies and I've watched a lot of bad movies and I've never felt so strongly the need to rate and review one so badly because as much as I stretch my imagination I cannot think of a movie I have ever had the pleasure or displeasure of viewing that is even close to the level of awful that this abomination somehow managed to reach. And so I created this account for the first time after all these years so that I can say I did my part as a humanitarian to warn others to avoid it at any necessary cost. Hang it up director. You are not cut out for this job.

There is nothing to write about this piece of s...t show because I can't even call it a movie.

The most "dangerous" criminal is in handcuffs and incarcerated with a huge army knife on his belt plus a lighter. Then the "most dangerous criminal" is not able to cut the "sheriff's" throat and some fake pink blood runs from his ear..anddd a pump shotgun just jamms when they are supposed to shoot the bad guy.

Do not waste your time.

I loved it.

I recommend to watch it until the last minute to truly appreciate the ending surprise they're giving us.

The movie only lasted 1h30 and when it's over you're like, already? No, please. Not yet! Don't do that to me. Please!!

My girlfriend liked it so much she was in a grieving state when the movie ended

She was shouting: WHY??? WHY???? While throwing stuff around, pounding the walls. I had to explain to our neighbors "it's okay, we just finished watching this great Outlaw's Buckle movie. You know how it is". But they were not very understanding. They were like WTF are you talking about? They said something like we have a baby sleeping. If you could keep it down a notch.

And I was thinking. "Can't you see we're in the middle of a crisis, right now? Outlaw's Buckle is over. You understand what I'm saying?" They were very rude. And all I could do was to replay it another time very loud to see her smile again and teach our neighbors some respect.

Predictable doesn't even cut it as to how easy it was to see what was going on. That review that gave it a 9 was probably the lead actor. Only reason i went to 30 min on it was to see how stupid it could really be.

We need negative numbers for the rating on this one!!

If you enjoy a movie with a strong story to tell and a build to an unexpected ending, then you are going to love this. It's never easy telling an engaging story with minimal characters and basically one set, but they pulled it off. Watch it and be patient.