Airliner Sky Battle

I love Bai Ling - but neither her nor anyone else could save this movie. She also has a small part in this and while I love her is as unconvincing as most of the rest of the cast. Having said that, almost everyone struggles with the dialog. And while I think we can safely say it isn't Oscar material they have to recite, some make it even worse with their ... acting abilities.

At times I was thinking about cutting off my ears ... I'm kidding, I'd never do that. Also one can mute a movie ... I probably should have done that ... come to think of it ... Anyway, stir clear and away from this would be my advice.

Just watch and count the times you say OMG this Is The Worst Film Ever.

Turn off your brain, grab some popcorn and prepare to be amazed.....

How they are still making knock off movies for $30k and still making money is still shocking. Surely everyone has been fooled by these guys at least once.

It is bad. The sets are visibly reused and if I noticed that you messed up. It's very stupid and at times it's weirdly slow in the middle which is a big no when your movie is dumb.

But it is called "Airliner Sky Battle." You didn't watch it thinking it was gonna be good and I didn't either.

For positives: the acting's probably too good for this thing even though it's not great, the effects (while underused) are better than I thought they would be and are fun at times in how wonky what they made the CGI artists try and make look fine. Plus no character makes you want to put your head through a wall. That's always nice.

If it was edited a little shorter it would be quite entertaining. It has some really weird plane motions, some laugh out loud wrong physics moments and some very silly dialogue that the actors dead face pretty admirably but not quite enough of it.

It is slower than you'd like but almost a good bad movie.

Not gonna see it again. It doesn't deserve Amazing Bulk comparisons.

Rubbish, entertaining rubbish, only to be laughed at. This film is funny rubbish. 4/10 because it did make smile through out, it's terrible, but not quite "it's that terrible it's amazing!" Literally watch this if you have seen everything you've ever wanted to see in the universe, I feel dirty watching and reviewing this, so I'm off for a bath.