Centervagt

Is this really what is left in Danish Comedy.

Someone should have stop this Project. Normally I Can laugh or at least giggle the stupidest things. But not from this movie. I have seen my share of bad movies during my 46 years here on earth. To be honest. But this takes the price. WHY??

I feel sad on behalf of the actors. But at least they got payed. I "lost" money and time. DO NOT WATCH THIS.

Go se The Room in stead. At least You probably Will get a laugh.

Finally "Stjerner uden hjerner" got beaten.

0,5 Stars from me.

"Dårligdommerne". Give'em hell.

If you have good feelings about a movie, you'll probably be very disappointed if it doesn't live up to the expectations, and therefore give it a bad rating.

To be honest, I don't think that I have ever seen worse reviews of a Danish film than this here. So, a lot of disappointed viewers! Surprisingly I don't think that this movie was ever released on DVD!

There's not made an awful lot of Danish comedy movies. What went wrong? The director (Rasmus Heide) has made some very big hits, to play the leads they chose a couple of well known people, a stand-upper (Rune Klan) and an up and coming actress (Josephine Park), and some well known actors got the smaller parts.

That doesn't sound too bad. So what went wrong? There was a bit of bad acting in some of the smaller parts, but the main problem is the script. There's not a good flow, it's like a few sketches put together. And they certainly weren't that good.

What's it all about then? Well, a couple of Centerguards are fighting for their job, half of the two guards are in love with the other! They perform some crazy plan to keep their livelihood. That's about it.

I had very bad expectations, so maybe I've been a little too nice with this review!

Centervagten is a bad version of the American version, took all the low budget actors you could find in Denmark and slap them all together, and vupti another bad Danish comedy film. Do not waste your time unless you have nothing else to do.

Taking the new Danish generation of comedians, actors, directors, and filmmakers to show what can be done is very nobel indeed.

But badly adopting an already poor storyline (Mall Cop) only to make a poorer version is simply disastrous waste of time, money, and talent.

Please, please, please... NEVER do that again.

It is one of the worst danish movie i have ever seen, it is simply so boring that i almost fell asleep when i saw the movie. If i know it was so boring before i begin to see it, i would never have seen it. It is not a movie i would recommend to anyone. It's an hour and a half of amateur advertising for your local shopping center. As adult movie, 'Centervagt' is an inexplicable failure in every imaginable way. A film so poor that you almost feel sick to your stomach on behalf of the actors. It is terrible to see normally good actors to take part in such a bad movie. I really hope that they get some good money to play in this movie.