The Squad

Three women go on spring break with plans to deal... who cares. I don't. You won't. No one does.

While it's touching that the director's mom posted five fake positive reviews, the truth is this "movie" isn't. The industry has minimum standards for a professional production and this attempt fails to clear the bar.

That problems start with story. Even being generous there wasn't enough actual plot for a half hour TV episode. It was so lacking they needed to pad it out with corte a música (quick cut musical montages) to reach a barely sellable length.

The acting... let's be honest, it wasn't. No one onscreen has training, ability, or natural talent. They should all go back to their day jobs and stay there.

If they had made a spring break comedy with the cast it might have worked. Everyone would focus on the attractiveness of the performers and not worry that what was coming out of their mouths was lacking an emotional connection to what was going onscreen. It might have gotten five stars. But they didn't make that. Three stars for pretty people in limited clothing. Three stars.

Yikes. This. Is. Catastrophically Appalling.

No real introduction as such, just straight into boss babes being vacuous and boss babeing.

Let's ignore that they all seem to be ten years too old for spring break for a second. This movie is essentially one big music montage interrupted by several scenes of truly inept movie making, direction, acting, lighting, editing, etc.

I have given this a 2 rather than the one it deserves because making movies is difficult and the extra one point is credit for at least trying. Think of it as a participation medal for a fat kid who came in last in an egg and spoon race. Bingo, 'The Squad'. Avoid.

Rick Walker's "The Squad" is nothing short of a cinematic tour de force that leaves an indelible mark on the action genre. From adrenaline-pumping sequences to nuanced character development, this film stands out as a triumph in storytelling and direction.

One of the standout features of "The Squad" is its ability to balance intense action with a thoughtful exploration of the human experience. Walker brings a refreshing depth to the characters, giving them distinct personalities and backgrounds that resonate with the audience. The emotional journey of the squad members is as compelling as the high-octane missions they undertake, creating a captivating dynamic that keeps viewers invested throughout.

The ensemble cast delivers stellar performances, seamlessly bringing Walker's characters to life. Their chemistry is palpable, and each actor contributes a unique charisma to the film. From moments of camaraderie to heart-wrenching decisions, the authenticity of the performances adds a layer of realism that distinguishes "The Squad" from typical action fare.

Visually, the film is a feast for the eyes. Walker's keen eye for cinematography captures the breathtaking landscapes and intense action sequences with precision. The use of practical effects and expertly choreographed stunts enhances the authenticity of the film, making it a visual spectacle that demands to be seen on the big screen.

A collection of music montages.. and every so often a scene with some bad acting....

I don't know what more I can say.... the prevalent use of music montages takes this 20 minute story to over an hour... acting is sub-par on all levels. Sure the women are attractive and it seems that is supposed ot possibly carry this film, it doesn't.

It seems it's supposed to be a "women empowerment' attempt.. but it's littered with "tease" moments which are in direct contradiction to that goal. I only lasted half way into this.. and after what must've been the 10th music montage... and tease.. I gave up....

Visually, "The Squad" is a feast for the eyes. Walker's directorial prowess is evident in every frame, with breathtaking cinematography that captures both the intensity of the action sequences and the subtleties of the characters' emotions. The attention to detail in the set design and visual effects adds a layer of realism that immerses the audience in the world of the film.

The pacing of the movie is impeccable, keeping viewers engaged from start to finish. Walker skillfully weaves together moments of tension, humor, and heart, creating a dynamic and compelling narrative. The action sequences are not just visually stunning but serve a purpose in advancing the plot and revealing the depths of the characters.

Accompanied by a hauntingly beautiful musical score, "The Squad" is a triumph in every sense. Rick Walker has not only delivered an exceptional action film but has also crafted a story with substance and soul. It's a testament to his talent and dedication to the craft of filmmaking.

In conclusion, "The Squad" is a must-watch for anyone who appreciates a thoughtfully crafted and thrilling cinematic experience. Rick Walker has solidified his place as a visionary director, and I eagerly anticipate what he has in store for audiences in the future. "The Squad" is not just a movie; it's a cinematic journey that leaves a lasting impression.