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What do you call a movie that features probably the worst attempts at acting ever? Wait, don't answer yet. And this same movie has a story and script that appear to have been penned by a thirteen year old with limited intelligence? Wait, did I mention how bad the acting is? Well, you call this steaming pile of excrement, Rosé All Day. The plot? An incredibly diverse cultural swatch of females that can't act, sit around a pool reciting the most contrived garbage ever plopped on the pavement. And for some reason, they all look like they just got glamor shots done at the mall the day before. They obviously did not seek acting lessons the day before. You know, sometimes you enjoy a film because it's so bad it's good. This is a film that is so bad, it might be the worst film ever.