Megalodon Rising

Is there a competition about who's gonna make the worst movie?

If it is this one is a winner so far.

Jus Don't, there's nothing good about this. Absolutely nothing. Waste of time. You're better of not watching this absolute garbage.

This is one of those movies that touts a known "star" (Sizemore) who is barely in the movie.

In addition, they add a prehistoric shark to rise the interest level. And for some reason throw in a CHinese connection to pander to hem.

The main actors -- you know the ones who are in every scene -- are talentless. Literally. Looks lke this was largely an equity hire. They are unwatchable.

Sizemore pops up periosically from an office separate from the rest of the movie. It's obvious he did all his scenes in a few hours from the office and they just cut it in later.

For some reason he's sweating profusly. Frankly, I think he's back on the juice.

Youll be hard pressed to check out the shark -- it's only in it for like 3 seconds at the end when all the bad actors try to kill it with rifles -- inclding one guy with a nazi helmet on (I'm not joking)

Worst movei I've seen in 5 years.

The movie waste's no time in letting you know that this is from "The Asylum". I should stop here as you have been provided with all the information you need. Recommended, nah.

The lower depths of movie making for the megashark of the moment. It could have been just bad, it's worse. The acting is so bad that you wonder if the actors had to pay to appear int he movie, the six are non existant as the said megalodon doesn't really make an appearance in the movie. However mandarine translation seems to be very important in the plot for reasons which escape my cantonese.

Well there are so many movies with teeth pleading for your attention out there, go see them.