Bloody Bloody Bible Camp

Well this one begins nicely, with some stupid dialogue, a bit of skin, lots of fake blood, more skin, more blood. It's pretty nice. Starting out around 7/10 as opening credits roll!!!

But the rest of the movie doesn't really make the score worthwhile. A bit more skin and blood and a couple of witty comments. But overall it's really rather dull. 4/10.

Most of people would have said that this is the worst movie ever but I don't think it is. Well, if every bad movie is the worst than what is the definition of THE WORST itself. I mean this movie isn't worst but it is bad. They try to put some classic movie atmosphere and cliché' into this and I believe they have succeeded (but not really good). It is not horror but rather trying to be comedic. At times I would feel like laughing but I just can't, something some kind of missing in it. If you have nothing better to do than loosen your expectation and watch this movie. Then you may find it is watchable. If more time, money and efforts being put on this movie maybe it would be much much better.

A relatively throwback homage to those horror slasher films of the 1980's, this film seems to bring several common elements and tropes seen in many of those films into this. It is relatively lower budget but that is not too much of an issue. It can work depending on how to entertain the audience. The creators of this movie don't seem to know how to do that. Their effort is neither funny nor scary, full of random jokes which are almost always out of place, unoriginal or far too forced which comes across as desperate and cringey. There are several solid scenes of kills showing blood splatter, more so in the end. But it's very much so things we've seen before. The twist type ending is decent enough but doesn't exactly add much.

Fine comic sex and gore during the titles. Dull silliness for most of the rest. FINALLY picks up at the end with a surprise appearance that saves the campiness of the camp's events and conspicuously atrocious acting.

It's tromaesque punk humour and of the average-good kind this time in my opinion. Anyway, long story short; Ten Star killer guise, Nine Star gore, Three Star acting, Two Star cinematography and Three Star cameo by you'll predict it ten minutes in. May watch again.

Cheap, but cheerful. Just like me :-)