The Bunker

This IS the worst movie ever made, wait.. before you say you've already seen the worst film.. stop, this is it, this is where it ends, it genuinely gets no worse than this. There are literally zero redeemable features, the music.. it plays throughout, it never changes tempo, it never changes AT ALL, I'd rather listen to a phone ringing for 90 minutes, the actors.. my dog delivers more convincing lines, it looks like it's set in a corner of a long forgotten park, there's probably some rusty barbecue grills just out of shot, the storyline, no I can't continue, this film.. omg folks.., seriously this film, it's just garbage, hot steaming garbage, it really is simply the most unwatchable thing I have ever seen, there's so much wrong with it I literally can't even begin to describe how bad it is.

At one point in it's imdb life it had a 2.5 star rating which was 12.5 points too high, but then the director and friends recently paid to bump up the rating to where it's now at, currently sporting a 6.7.

Looking forward to not watching the prequel.

This is by far the worst movie i have ever seen. stupidly retarded dialogues, Awful awful awful performances. i could have sworn the script was written by a ten year old. There's no way Joe Black has not realized what a piece of garbage he's made, and i cannot believe how he dared publish such a thing. it's an insult to the viewers. I strongly discourage anyone to see this movie (if you can call it that). if you stare at a wall for 90 minutes you have wasted your time less than watching this awful thing. i watched it two hours ago and i still cannot believe how terrible it was. never seen anything worse and i am pretty sure i will never see anything worse than this ever in my life.

I watched the trailer right here on IMDb. That was enough to see the correctness of these reviews. In the space of less than two minutes you can witness the horrible, horrible acting; the ridiculous fight choreography; the pathetic dialogue. It has no redeeming qualities, and is actually offensive to all who served in the Vietnam conflict.

Thanks IMDb for saving me from the indignity of watching this vile rubbish.