Not Another Church Movie

I've seen Founder's Day. I've seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3. I've seen Mea Culpa. I've even seen Thankskilling 3. All of those movies are masterpieces of cinema compared to the incoherent train wreck that is Not Another Church Movie. This movie is chock full of atrocious direction, editing, and writing in this 90 minute dumpster fire with nary a laugh to be had. Jamie Foxx clearly shot his scenes in a day, Mickey Rourke shot his horribly rendered green screen scenes in probably an hour, and everyone else in the movie just downright stinks. 45 minutes in, I literally had no idea what was going on with the characters and plot lines. It's just a series of random scenes, non-sequiters, and general nonsense. Even the worst Tyler Perry movie is better than this dreck. Hands down, the worst movie of the decade so far, and it's not even close. I have no idea how this made it to cinemas.

I just don't know what to say. It's just.....so bad! Some of the actors sounded like they were reading. I definitely understood what it was SUPPOSED to be, but, it wasn't giving at all. I went to sleep the first night I tried to watch, and struggled through, the next. When it came out, and it was for rent, something told me to just wait.... I'm glad I did. I tried my best to support, and if you are looking for something to just pass the time while you clean, or, for some background noise, this is the movie for you. I hope everyone who participated, were paid well, because i literally watched this movie with a straight face.

I am BEGGING YOU to not sleep on what I'm about to say... DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON SEEING THIS MOVIE! Don't waste the gas or electricity to drive to the theater! Don't waste the movie that's included with your frequent moviegoer membership. Don't waste the time it will rob you in your life to stream it. JUST DON'T! It's poorly written, poorly acted (I'm not sure WTF Jamie Foxx was thinking when he signed the deal memo because this is NOTHING that an Academy Award winning actor should have their name attached to), the production level is cheap, and on top of that, IT'S NOT FUNNY! I literally sat through all but the last 5 minutes and NEVER LAUGHED, SNICKERED, OR CHUCKLED. NOT ONCE! Since I was the sole viewer, I have no comparison but I submit the only review on IMBb (accurate). Left early because I refused to waste another moment on this embarrassing disaster PLUS after investing an hour and 25 minutes of my precious life in this POS disguised as cinema, I didn't GAF how it ended. Do you BUT remember that I tried to warn your hardheaded asses! (This review is funnier than the entire movie!) If there is a got, there won't be another movie of ANY kind from this writer/director!

This is a 0 rating.

I've seen better movies on Tubi - no shade! There is no way that this "spoof" should have made it through a review process to even be on the big screen. Bad acting even from known vet actors/actresses. Flat punchlines! This movie could have clearly been on YouTube or not released at all. My family and I decided to leave after about 30 ish minutes. Literally nothing funny. We headed straight to customer service for a refund and was provided free passes on the next visit. I take accountability because I should have watched the trailers and read reviews because this was a major FLOP. Whoever created the movie must like to waste money.

The absolute worst movie I've ever seen on every level. I can honestly say I didn't expect much but some classic laughs you get from low budget spoof movies but didn't even get that. I don't know who to blame, writers, producers, or director.

It's like they all held hands and agreed it was a good idea to jump off a cliff together.

It was a train wreck. I'm sad I'll never get my time back.

The writing was just terrible. I'd say a child wrote it but it would have been better.

And Jaimie must have owed someone a favor, cause damn! Now mickey on the other hand, no surprise there.

Please for the love of Jaimie Fox save your time and money.