Twisted Vines

This quite possibly is the worst movie that I have watched. Thank goodness with Prime, I was able fast forward on occasion because of the cringeworthy, painfully weak acting. The movie cast holds a fairly well known and beautiful actress however she was barely recognizable. Had I not seen her name on the cast, list I never would have known it was her! The plot jogs all over the place, love?... hate... jealousy... abuse...infidelity...? It was as though the writer or director , someone could not decide where the focus ought to be and as a result, there was a pitiful lack of continuity. The cast, while lovely, given the stiff manner their script was stated could well have been holding their lines and reading them for better flow. These were as weak a performance as I've seen even in elementary school plays by a drama department. Fire? This is one of the supposed factors in this puny wedding backdrop but ....where is the smoke?

No matter how drained you are of binging your favorites shows, never waste time on this.

The only good thing about this movie might have been the scenery but even that looks contrived. It was supposed to be on a sprawling California wine vineyard but most of the shots looked like they were filmed in someone's suburban back yard. The wedding scene was in a gully surrounded by rocks and shrubs. The ceremony was missing vows, the maid of honour sat off to the side sulking and the groom kept making eyes at the vartender. The plot was vague and confusing. I wasn't sure who everyone was even after 30 minutes. The acting was stunted and artificial. The actors often sounded like they had bad for fitting dentures. Even the audio was terrible. Don't waste your time.

This looked intriguing from the short synopsis i glimpsed just as it was starting. I missed the very beginning but don't think that was a train smash in any way. Because the entire movie was confusing with a bunch of uninteresting characters.

I perked up when I thought I recognised Michael Pare - oh, Streets of Fire - where are you now, sob. Still a good looking man although a bit on the seedy side now, or perhaps that was in character. I hope so. The extra star is for him for old time's sake and good memories.

Anyway, a couple of people get bumped off at this wedding, and of course one of them did it. But the guilty party drives off at the end and the MIL's bag had some significance but don't ask me what.

I was still waiting for the finale when the credits came up.

This movie was bad, bad, bad. Disjointed story line (and calling it a story line is generous). Vintner not at all concerned with his vines when wild fires are creeping in. No one is panicking that the cop's bad advice basically trapped them all behind the fire. So many pieces that didn't make sense or weren't explained. The movie starts like you're already 20 minutes into it and should know the background of the characters. I only kept watching it hoping it would improve. Nope. Don't waste your time on this one. There are better crappy movies out there that are at least entertaining. Really surprised Vivica Fox was in this stinker.

I loved the setting and the story setup. The plot was fun and unpredictable. The acting was spectacular and the entire mood was like a old Agatha Christie movie but new. Very entertaining. I highly recommend "Twisted Vines." Vivica Fox captured her character beautifully, and she was surrounded with a talented team of actors. The winery itself became another character in the film. The fire trapping them together added to the thrills, as did the nighttime filming. Everyone was truly believable and the twists and turns in the plot had me fooled until the end. I had read professional movie reviews before I saw it -- their high ratings were justly deserved. Great job all!