Machete tue

The humor is subtle and much of it is too subtle for the average viewer as I see from the posts below. If one views it as a "Kill Bill" kind of silliness that looks at the Mexican/Us border, then one may enjoy it.

The movie is not self-indulgent, rather it takes common stereotypes and puts them into funny situations. It has dark humor at times and makes no apologies for making fun of everything. It takes on many issues in a light-hearted way, but for some reason, it is not listed as a comedy. It, however, is a comedy.

The hero is a clever native American which is it's twist. The movie's plot is not predictable and it is filled with guns and shoot ups. It is a modern comedy that pokes fun at US politics and all its insincerity.

Watch it. Do not take it seriously as an action flick and allow it to be the comedy that it is.

Let me start off by saying love love love the first Machete. I can watch it anytime... This one, not so much. Robert Rodriquez swung for the fences with this one and it missed. Some people will never ever say anything bad about the guy and some will genuinely like it, but to be honest.. it just didn't have that X factor the first Machete did. This time around Machete is more like a super hero. He is sent on a mission to Mexico by the President (excellent choice of casting Charlie Sheen, using his birth name of Carlos Esteves). But other than that, (and of course Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriquez), the rest of the cast just didn't fit. The schizo Mexican revolutionary didn't fit, Cuba was completely out of place, wasn't really feeling Lady Gaga or Amber Heard (even though she is gorgeous) and the gorgeous Sophia Vegara was just a little too manic. But it really wasn't that.. the film just was kind of flat, even the action scenes weren't clicking. Maybe because they gave away too much in the previews. Maybe its because they made Machete inhuman.. All I know is that when I was in the theater, 3 people around me fell asleep and 4 people walked out a hour after the film started... AND it wasn't that many people in the theater. Gosh I wanted it to be so much better.. This is a rental, at best

I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat incoherent, like ideas for scenes was just strung together with no real concern for the overall picture.

I did like the movie as a two-hour distraction from reality and I had quite a few laughs at the ludicrously violent scenes. Unfortunately some of them made me squirm in my seat because the where not really funny-violent but just silly-violent.

Charlie Sheen as a president was a real really poor choice of actor. Mel Gibson as Voz was better and I have to confess that I do like Michelle Rodriguez. Lady Gaga? Well, "bof" as the French say.

Machete himself, which to me was one of the main reasons for watching the movie, was also a bit of a disappointment. He walked through the movie like he was just bored being on the set. There was never any real spark.

At the end of the movie I have to say that I felt a little disappointed. As I wrote, I did like it but it never reached the levels of enjoyment that I hoped for.

In Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills, Danny Trejo's character—deadly Mexican secret agent Machete Cortez—is about as three-dimensional and grounded in realism as a Looney Tunes cartoon character tripping on peyote. For many, this move towards a crazier style with even more unbelievable splatstick violence will be a step too far, the live-action-cartoon style antics exceeding many people's willingness to suspend disbelief. However, those who can find their way safely past this potential stumbling block should have a whale of a time.

Rodriguez directs proceedings with a carefree attitude and sense of fun that I found infectious, with all ideas—no matter how dumb they must have looked on paper—making their way into the final film. Thus, we have a Bond-style baddie in the form of megalomaniac Luther Voz (Mel Gibson), our hero killing numerous henchmen in a variety of creative ways, some innovative sci-fi weaponry, plenty of cool in-jokes for us movie geeks (I loved the visual reference to Mad Max II) and a bevy of lovely latino babes in sexy gear (including Alexa Vega in PVC and Michelle Rodriguez in tight, cleavage enhancing top). Hell, Rodriguez is having so much fun that he doesn't even care about the quality of his CGI, which only adds to the gleefully gaudy vibe.

It all gets very silly, and with the next sequel featuring Machete in space, it's set to get a whole lot sillier; I for one will make sure I've booked my seat for the ride.

7.5 out of 10, rounded up to 8 for being marginally more fun than the first one.

Wild , bloody , violent and deliriously entertaining follow-up yarn . Thrilling action film with plenty of shootouts , explosion , some hilarious touches and lots of violence . The film is preceded by a fake trailer for "Machete Kills Again... In Space!", which features the titular hero on an intergalactic mission , starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Alexa Vega, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Walton Goggins , Cuba Gooding Jr., Vanessa Hudgens , Justin Bieber as a robot named Bleep which Machete eliminates , and Leonardo DiCaprio as "The Man in the Silver Mask" with the sub-note that the actor playing the role is subject to change . The U. S. government recruits Machete , a deadpan Danny Trejo, to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space. Trained to kill. Left for dead. Back for more. He was given an offer he couldn't refuse...They just confronted with the wrong Mexican!.If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you! .He knows the score. He gets the women. And he kills the bad guys! .Yesterday He Was a Decent Man Living a Decent Life. Now He is a Brutal Savage Who Must Slaughter to Stay Alive. A Pissed Off Mexican Out to Settle a Score.

This is a zestful action film with eccentric all-star-cast , striking set-pieces and irony . Nail-biting and lavishly produced movie packs hilarious scenes , tension , chills , thrills , terror , sadism, tongue-in cheek and lots of blood and gore , including stabbing , slicing , stabbing , quartering- courtesy of Greg Nicotero and Howard Berger ; they create a truly creepy make-up and fantastic special effects . Machete appearance delivers the goods with hair raising thrills and plenty of non-stopped-acting in which he destroys loads of heinous hoodlums . The astonishing killings are gruesomely executed and grisly graphic . There is more than enough preposterous pleasure to be had from Robert Rodriguez's expertise with the action set-pieces and absurdist approach to the story of the mythical Machete . This movie is in similar style than Quentin Tarantino's ¨Death Proof¨and ¨Planet Terror¨both tales form a diptych titled 'Grindhouse', as contains more amusement action and fun . More a sequel than a loose , biggest budget remake , this second Machete installment feature may be a rambling derivative exercice in gratuitous violence , but anyway it results to be a gleeful entertainment and really amusing . Motifs and plot points are hardly explained and certain roles are extremely ridiculous and so sketchly drawn that it is difficult to work out why they are there .

Various familiar players acting , many of them Rodriguez's regulars , such as : Sofia Vergara , Antonio Banderas , Cuba Gooding Jr , Vanessa Hudgens, Alexa Vega , Michelle Rodriguez , Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen , William Sadler , Julio Oscar Mechoso and the Avellan twins as two nurses , they're niece-in-law of Robert Rodriguez and wife, Elizabet Avellan . Besides , appearing Tom Savini, the prestigious make-up artist who repeats his role from Machete I , but now as a good guy . Moving musical score , special cinematography , edition and nice direction by Robert Rodriguez himself . His big hit was Robert Rodriguez's Mariachi trilogy formed by ¨El Mariachi¨ 1992 with Carlos Gallardo , ¨Desperado¨ 1995 with Antonio Banderas , Salma Hayek , Cheech Marin, Quentin Tarantino , Steve Buscemi and ¨The Mexican¨ (2003) with Banderas , Hayek , Willem Defoe , Eva Mendes . Rating : 6/10 , an acceptable and tolerable sequel . The film will appeal to action/thriller fans with some humor and irony.