Hunt Her, Kill Her

Hunter Her Kill Her (2022) is a movie that I caught in theatres tonight. The storyline follows a new evening cleaner at a factory. Her first night quickly becomes eventful when 4-5 men with masks show up and immediately try to kill her. She will do her best to survive while trying to determine why they're trying to kill her.

This movie is codirected by Greg Swanson and Ryan Thiessen, who also worked together on Five Across the Eyes, and stars Natalie Terrazzino (The Last Movie Star), JC Oakley III (The Hate You Give) and Georgia Kate Haege (Hectic Knife).

This movie has a made for television feel in terms of cinematography, writing, acting and dialogue. This movie will give you a glimpse into the worst babysitter ever, worst bandage job ever and the worst killers ever. There's so many sloppy sequences in this that leave you scratching your head. And when did the main character become MacGyver? I will say the sound effects the killer make while they're walking around are hilarious. The jump scares are pretty average outside of one or two. I will say the end is worth watching. The final fight is insane and there's a good hammer 🔨 scene.

Overall, this movie is bad but horror enthusiasts should watch it once. I would score this a 3/10.

Anger at the director and writer for unleashing this utter tripe upon the world of cinema.

And anger at the obvious shills who are giving it completely disingenuous rave reviews and high scores. There is NO WAY anyone with a functioning brain could watch this film and feel anything but contempt for the product.

The script is laughable. Honestly, it felt like something highschool students were forced to craft against their will. Then it had to be delivered by...hobbyists...? I guess we must call them actors, because they sort of tried...but they obviously have no training, experience, nor natural talent. The few lines delivered are so stilted and unnatural that they continually kill any positive momentum the film manages to build for itself.

Then there's the plot holes.

Oh. My. F. G!

Other reviews have listed many already, but there's just sooooo many more. I'm a 6'4", 225lbs man with wrestling and BJJ training and I would have been calling the police the second I saw a single masked a-hole punking around my "empty" nightshift building. But a lone, out of shape woman doesn't have that thought until after she's run around for 5-10 mins and already lost her cell?

The creepy mask guys who stand on balconies and... never look down. The creepy mask guys who stand on pallets and...never look down. The creepy mask guys who stand on the floor and...never look down. Seeing the pattern yet?

Protagonist receives numerous gaping wounds, a couple with incredible blood loss, yet somehow she seems to fully heal within moments of each one after very rudimentary self administered first aid. And instead of weakening with blood loss, she seems to get stronger and more than capable to take out several big, strong, laborer dudes. Really? Make it make sense. John McClean got less effed up climbing the tower than Karen did in this movie. Lol

And then there's the "plot twist" that you can tell the director thought was so witty... That the viewers predict at the 15 min mark of the movie.

If you are reading these reviews while watching this movie, wondering if it's worth going all the way - BAIL OUT NOW. This movie does not redeem itself. It is absolutely the trash your brain is telling you it is.

Pull the chute, save your evening!

The protagonist isn't set up to be likable. The characters around her are awful people, but that doesn't translate to her being someone we care about. Very little character development and then she's thrown into a never-ending chase scene. Also the twist and villain's motivations were obvious from the first 10 minutes of the movie.

Another review mentions the only other person in the theater with them was on their phone the whole movie, and I would wager it was because they were bored. Good movies make me forget about time but I checked my watch a bunch during this one.

This paragraph is just to make my review long enough for the new six hundred character requirement instituted because Amazon's $1Billion snow ranked and got bombed on this site. Hopefully they change it back because this is a waste of my and everyone else's time for quite literally seemingly absolutely no reason. Boom six hundred characters.

Focused on Karen that starts a new job as a night shift cleaner for a warehouse until she gets a package delivered once its open she's chased and hunted the rest of the movie. I was surprised only one person besides me was seeing the movie of which was on and off his phone that was a little obnoxious I was engaged throughout maybe he still enjoyed it. Hunt Her, Kill Her is a satisfying ghoulish pure horror gem that is gory, suspenseful, and has a great soundtrack! I absolutely love the masks and psycho voices; this movie caught me off guard with how enjoyable it is would highly recommend to horror fans.

I guess me enjoying this movie a lot was such a bad thing geez!

This was a bad movie. The direction, the acting, the camera work, the script, everything except the extremely thin premise was a bomb from the get go. Ranks as the worst movie I've seen so far this year and undoubtably will rank in my top 10 worst by the end of the year. I can't believe I sat through the whole thing. Where was the tension? Why are these men so organized, almost like they played Call Of Duty a billion times before doing this? But, on the other hand, they are so dumb that they cannot come up with a plan to catch this chick other than the extremely basic one that we get set up with in the first place? Why is this chick so dumb herself? She couldn't make a life/time saving desicion if it was the last thing she does. Why weren't any of the machines in the shop used for killing anyone, when it was teased for so long towards the end? Why did they write this as a mystery if they were going to make it so blatently obvious who the villians are and why they are doing this? Why, why, why? I have about 100 other whys for this film, but I'm not going to bother asking them because I already know the answer. The director and producer are numbskulls who thought this would be a good idea but had no clue on how to execute it properly, let alone write a decent script or direct their actors appropriately. I feel bad for the actors because the script does them no favors. The bad guys sound like generic npc villians from a video game and all the other dialouge ranges from unbelievable to downright laughable. Nobody talks like this in person, nor would they act the way they do. Also, how do you not know when you're stepping on something, such as someones hand hanging from a ledge when you are literally looking for a person? Not even a glance to see what it was. Just dumb and reinforced my idea of this basically being video game cutscenes for a video game they didn't have the money to make. I could not recommend you stay away from this dumpster fire more. I got ripped off, don't let it happen to you. The 10's on this site were no doubt written by someone involved in the making of this film. Has to be, because the film could be a fun parody if it wasn't for the boring, derivitave and ultra serious tone it has throughout.

0 idiotic desicions out of 5.