Jurassic Domination

What can i say, i seem to be the most stupid human on this planet. Or maybe im clinically insane. The definition of being clinically insane is: you do the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.

So im watching the Asylum movies over and over again, hoping and praying, that they will at least create one movie, that is bad in a funny way, as the whole sharknado franchise is... But as always, its just bad bad, not funny bad, not theyre trying but failed bad, not if they had more money bad... Just plain bad

As with most Asylum films, i watched about 10-15 minutes of this utter garbage before almost falling asleep and started to play bubble witch on my phone instead...

Its the Asylum, do i really need to say something about acting, the effects or the script? Im pretty sure every person on this planet is aware by now, who the Asylum is and what they stand for... The worst stinker ripoffs you can imagine.

So im proposing we start a petition to Joe Biden. So he will personally stop that company from producing any more "movies"... If neccessary bring in the military and shut it down with force.

Anybody else thinking the Asylum can only be a big money laundering sheme??? Theres only so many grannies on the planet, that can accidentally buy the wrong movies for their grandchildren... They cant really make money with this "movies" right? RIGHT?

The movie description on IMDB desribes a sheriff and a small town, but there is no sheriff or small town in the film. Instead, it's soldiers on a "base". Many of the "soldiers" in the movie wear uniforms without the required insignias according to military regulations. The "Major" does not have any rank, name, or unit patch, only a flag and the U. S. Army tape. The "Colonel" lacks a name tag or U. S. pins, and even the general does not have a name tag or even a cell phone. It seems like he is walking around with his finger in his ear talking to himself. It's evident that Mr. Roberts may have never met the other actors. Unfortunately, Glenn Campbell was forced to use the same CGI shots of the dinos repeatedly. It's pretty clear that no one involved in the production has any military experience. It is sad because almost every character in the movie, except for the two drunks at their trailer, is supposed to be active duty military, and the entire film is set on a military base. Typical Asylum fare.

Stumbling upon the 2022 movie "Jurassic Domination" by random chance, I must admit that I immediately thought 'The Asylum. It can only be The Asylum' when I saw the cover and the title of the movie. But with it being a movie that I hadn't already seen, of course I opted to sit down and watch what writers Jason Tozier and Geoff Meed had to offer.

And as the movie started, that logo showed up; The Asylum. And then I pretty much knew what I was in for here, so the expectations to director Brian Nowak's 2022 movie went from slim to none. And also having Eric Roberts on the cast list, as the headlining name, just wasn't winning me over.

The acting performances in the movie were so-so. I mean, some of the actors and actresses actually fared well enough, taking into consideration the severe limitations imposed by the bland and generic storyline and script. And then other actors and actresses weren't faring just as good.

The special effects in "Jurassic Domination" were fair enough. I mean, for a movie from The Asylum, then the CGI in the movie wasn't actually all that bad. Sure, it wasn't among the best of CGI seen in their movies, nor was it among the worst.

"Jurassic Domination" is the type of movie you watch once, as a guilty pleasure movie perhaps. Then you never return to watch it again; I know I won't.

My rating of "Jurassic Domination" lands on a generous three out of ten stars.

Were it not for my curiosity, I watched "Jurassic Domination: knowing full well that as an Asylum production, I shouldn't expect much and from that position I was not disappointment. Apparently mean to play off of "Jurassic Dominion," the basic premise of dinosaur as weapon was more like "Jurassic Fallen Kingdom." Except for that, however, there was not much to look at here. Not much gore to look at , and much of the movie was devoted to soldiers lugging these oversized weapons walking through hallways searching for dinos to kill. The movie seems like a waste of money just to produce something that not worth the material it was printed on.

Nobody put on their shoes in the air in this movie... Disappointing.

But Eric Roberts was always on the Telephone. That's what you want to see in an Asylum Movie! He truly is one of a kind! A magnificent Actor with the ability to entertain you (not). So about this Movie. There are Dinosaurs and pretty much the Story of every Jurrasic Park Movie ever. Well .. still 232 more characters i have to add (while writing the digits). So, about Eric Roberts. Do you think he was paid once by asylum to act out like 35 telephone scenes? Cause we think so.

Anyway, this movie has a high risk of you (and all people watching with you) dying of boredom.