Giantess Battle Attack

Giantess Battle Attack is idiotic, immature, and obnoxious... but it did manage to wring a few reluctant laughs out of me. Most of it is basically gibberish - even more nonsensical than it's predecessor, Attack of the 50 Foot CamGirl. Still, I felt it was a little more entertaining, mainly due to the inclusion of a few sympathetic characters and an increased focus on the humour. Some will no doubt be drawn to this film because of the sex-appeal, but I can't really recommend it even on that front... After all, it features one of the least sexy sex scenes I've ever seen in a movie (a power drill???), which it reuses a second time à la The Room (an homage, perhaps? Either way, it makes for awkward viewing). All-in-all, it's pretty bad, but I guess it's at least not as insufferable as the first one.

He did it again with this one! We seen Swamps, We seen nasty lil fellas,and maybe you seen 50 women but not like this folks! A fun and throwback to the Sci Fi of days gone bye. The Team Up with Full Moon is looking great! We want more! The Captain says Check it out! You got big tiddie Fu, bad ass fu, and big time wrasslin fu! Monsters and Mutants alike will love it! 4 Stars! Can you imagine what's coming next from these mad genius's could it be a Rebaked Serial killer?, Maybe a female clown from hell takes on the world? Or could they step up and do a elderly vampire with serial killer patterns? The world waits with bells on!

I previously watched GIANTESS ATTACK VS MECHA FEMBOT, also from Full Moon, which I thought was a pretty decent B-movie for what its worth. I thought this was a follow-up, but in fact it turns out to be a sequel (as far as I can make out) to ATTACK OF THE 50 FT CAMGIRL. Sadly, unlike FEMBOT, it's a crushing viewing experience. Despite the short running time, very little happens in this movie, which is made up of the usual excruciating dialogue scenes between non-actors and appallingly ad-libbed humour. Jim Wyrnoski has a long career in this kind of celebratory trash but even this must be a low point for him. The kaiju-style action is limited to the last five minutes and, believe me, it's not worth waiting for.

A sequel to "Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl", this tongue in cheek T & A sci-fi nonsense stars Ivy Smith as Beverly Wood, adjusting to life as a 50 foot tall babe. She's working in a quarry, alongside boss / boyfriend Mike (Brian Gross), and hoping to return to a more "normal" size. Then she's challenged to a fight, first by a sexpot named Anna Conda (Masuimi Max), and then by an alien gal, Spa-Zor (Kiersten Hall).

Plenty of breast shots abound in this watchable, reasonably funny camp comedy from ever-dependable Jim Wynorski. The acting is amusing, especially from Max and Hall (and a number of Wynorski regulars, such as Gail Thackray and Becky LeBeau), and the movie is overall a mild hoot, although, in the end, there might not be *enough* girl-fighting for some people. As it is, the big title fight between the female titans only goes on for a few minutes right at the end. But it's all easy enough to take.

Longtime Wynorski associate Chuck Cirino wore a couple of hats on this show: composer, editor, cinematographer, and creator of the digital visual effects.

Other related movies are "Giantess Attack" (2017) and "Giantess Attack vs. Mecha Fembot" (2019).

Five out of 10.

Granted, I wasn't exactly harboring any grand expectations to this movie given its title and premise. But still, with it being a movie that I had neither seen nor heard about, of course I opted to give the movie a fair chance.

However, this movie was little more than an excuse for writer Kent Roudebush and director Jim Wynorski to show off scantily clad women shaking and getting naked for no reason. It was rather pathetic.

Of course I was not familiar with the cast ensemble in the movie, and I can't claim that I was particularly impressed with what I saw on the screen.

The special effects, or lack thereof rather, is so poor that you can't help but laugh when you see the leftover 1990s graphics that were used in this movie.

This was an all-time new low for Full Moon Features.

Now, I am sure that there is an immature audience out there that enjoy pointless movies such as this. I just can't claim that I was a part of that audience.

My rating of "Giantess Battle Attack" lands on a generous two out of ten stars.