Bikini Hackers

First, let's address what this really is. This is in no way a movie as we know it. This 1 hr long pile of garbage is made up of approximately 75 % stock footage of Hacking, buildings, traffic, nightclubs, beaches etc and 25 % of poorly shot original footage graded by someone who had never worked on video footage before.

Now, about the "film" itself. It's supposed to be a comedy.... I guess? It's painfully unfunny and unentertaining. The so-called bikini hackers for the most part look terrible in their bikinis. The lead one is nearly unintelligible as she struggles through her lines. In fact, the movie is so amateurish that in many instances, the same lines are repeated in different camera angles due to poor editing!

Avoid.

This film begins with a young woman by the name of "Sarah Lanchaster" (Caroline Elise) going out to a nightclub and then having drinks with a blonde over at the bar. The next morning, she wakes up in a strange bed and upon venturing into the back yard, finds that same blonde swimming in the pool. After a quick breakfast, she is then introduced to the blonde's roommates and told that they have formed a group which is intent upon hacking into a large financial organization known as OPSEC for the purpose of dispersing trillions of dollars from their computer system to the general population. Although Sarah is initially reluctant to join the group, she eventually relents and soon finds herself inside OPSEC with instructions to place a flash drive into one of the computers there which will create all kinds of financial chaos within that financial institution. Now, rather than reveal any more, I will just say that this is easily one of the worst films I have ever seen with a shallow plot, bad acting, a poorly written script and a host of other issues commonly seen with low budget productions in general. Admittedly, Caroline Elise looked nice in her leopard print bikini, but other than that there was nothing here that was even remotely interesting or enjoyable. In short, this was a bad movie, and I have rated it accordingly.

So after reading the movie title and plot I expected this to be a cheesy B movie that shows off some beautiful women in bikinis with the hacker plot just kinda thrown in there as an excuse. Which is exactly what this movie is.

I really have no idea what the 1 star reviewers were expecting from this. I've watched a lot of B movies, and this is pretty far from being on a worst movie list. It's not good, and there isn't any hacking in the movie that I saw, although there were random scenes of hackers texting each other that didn't really make sense.

Basically if you wanna watch a bunch of hot girls in bikinis for the entire movie then check this out. If you want something with a captivating plot and great dialogue then you might want to question your judgment if you think a movie called Bikini Hackers is going have that.

5 stars for that gorgeous blonde in the skimpy bikini for the entire film. No nudity, just skimpy bikinis and revealing outfits.

"Bikini Hackers" is a cringe-worthy attempt at blending the hacker genre with cyberpunk aesthetics. The film falls flat in almost every aspect, leaving the audience with an overwhelming sense of disappointment.

Right from the start, it becomes evident that the characters lack depth and authenticity. The female hackers are reduced to one-dimensional caricatures, sporting oversexualized outfits that objectify them rather than empowering them. It's clear that the filmmakers were more focused on titillating the audience than creating meaningful and relatable characters.

The world-building is a complete mess, with the cyberpunk universe feeling like a cheap imitation of other, better-established works. The neon-drenched cityscapes are poorly executed, and the CGI looks like it belongs in a low-budget video game from a decade ago.

The film's attempt at social commentary on gender roles is cringeworthy and misguided. Instead of subverting stereotypes, "Bikini Hackers" reinforces them, perpetuating harmful clichés about women in tech. It's nothing more than a shallow attempt at virtue signaling without any real substance or genuine empowerment.

The plot is a jumbled mess, filled with plot holes and inconsistencies that leave the audience scratching their heads. It's clear that the filmmakers cared more about style over substance, resulting in a convoluted and predictable storyline.

The action sequences are poorly choreographed, lacking any real excitement or tension. The hacking scenes are laughably unrealistic, with the characters typing away on flashy keyboards while nonsensical computer jargon fills the screen.

The soundtrack is forgettable, failing to add any depth or emotion to the scenes. Instead, it comes across as a generic mishmash of electronic beats that does nothing to enhance the viewing experience.

"Bikini Hackers" is an unfortunate mess of a film that fails to deliver on its promises. It lacks any originality, relying on tired tropes and cheap thrills to keep the audience engaged. Save your time and money, and steer clear of this cringe-inducing disaster.

I really don't mind the laughingly bad movies with lack of logic in the script, cheap special effects, inexperienced actors and unnatural freaks, like Sharknado and the likes. And unprovoked exposure of skin is also quite acceptable.

That said, this takes the concept to a new level of rubbish. Hackers not interested in hacking, the totally absurde lack of clothing, the high pitched voice of the main actor causing head aches and also the script that had less depth than an 8 page kids cartoon.

Do save yourself the time and avoid this one at all cost. It's too bad to even be so bad it's entertaining.