Small Town Security

Oh my god, Small Town Security is my new favorite show. This is seriously the best reality show I've ever seen. At first, like Joel McHale, I thought it was the well acted mockumentary. When I realized it was real I couldn't believe it. Not only are the characters completely BIZARRE but the editing and production is incredible - I love the use of animation to provide background on their lives. I want to hang with the folks at JJK Security. Please don't listen to the idiots giving this show bad reviews - yes Joan is a crass manipulative nutcase, that's why she's brilliant! She eats peanut butter and cool whip in a cup, reads pornos and forces her employee to massage her and clean her clothes. What more do you people want? I am especially fascinated by the INSANE relationship between Joan and Dennis, the transgender guard who seems to think he's Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry. If you are NOT an idiot who doesn't understand that good characters are not the same as good people, then you will LOVE this show. Highly recommended for anyone with a sense of irony, especially those of the gay persuasion.

OBSESSED AMC... more, more, more!

A more accurate depiction of what America really is. Pee your pants funny. I had to use "Pee". This is an American site and EVERYTHING is censored. lol I can imagine the "Dennis" character will put off a lot of Americans. The might worry they might catch something. (roll eyes). Hopefully they keep this show on. If Jersey shore can stay on, how can this fail? Old people peeing themselves, transformers, rubes, What more can you ask for? Have an open mind!!! There are a lot of shows out there. This show won't go down in history as anything memorable or influential but it's fun and harmless. Give it a chance. What's the worst that can happen?

Like most initial viewers of the trailers that popped up while anticipating Breaking Bad pre-Season 5, I was sure this was a heavily pre-scripted attempt to scam viewers of it's reality-ness. I hope they don't change the formula of basically showing the cast's generally boring daily life; it's a GEM! They are interesting and it's a treat to be allowed to listen in to.... *De-hording adventures... *Nightly patrol with two ladies who have a deep love for each other... *Recruit training - from guns to clandestine trailing... *Seriously old school cable shows... *Bodily functions we all have...

I never write on this site (which is obvious), I just thought the overpowering negative reviews (so freaking negative - hateful!) were ridiculous and not representative of the core audience of this cool little show. Most of us prefer relaxin' back with a beer, watching something on TV, and not spending so much precious lazy-time writing about how much we hate something.

THIS is what reality shows SHOULD be like. You can't help but adore every single cast member from the very first episode. Not to mention almost every single episode has made me laugh & cry - that's pretty damn impressive for under 30 minutes of reality TV a week. To already have been up for an award should speak volumes for Small Town Security !!! If possible start from the very first episode because it really does end up blowing your mind. And for anyone who claims this show is "boring" I have no idea what type of shows you are used to but this show is about getting to know the very interesting "characters" that prove truth is stranger than fiction.

The individuals who are rating this show "1 star" and calling it "trash" really need to get off their high horse and get over their snobbery. It's a funny show, worth watching for laughs and is somewhat educational as it gives us a glimpse into the lives of these interestingly weird people. Not everything has to be as serious as Mad Men or Breaking Bad. AMC could use a little comedy in their lineup, as it will appeal to a broader audience. If you like weird reality shows, then give it a chance. You will be surprised just how entertaining it is. I just wish they'd bring it back for more seasons. AMC would do good with more weird shows like this.