- Benjamin: Humans... God's only mistake.
- Clarence: Lord forgive them. For they know not what they do.
- Benjamin: Oh please. I've got a prayer for you. Dear Heavenly Father, please kill all these people. Fire and brimstone will suffice. But if possible, give them lava. Especially that prick painting me!
- Clarence: We are all just men and women. Most of us have no idea what we're doing. By the time we figure it out, it's too late.
- Benjamin: I have spent my entire life witnessing the cruelty of man. Those who had plenty did not even spare me one drop of water. I have literally had the clothes lifted from off my back.
- Clarence: I have been one of those men. And for that, I am truly, truly sorry. I've been a victim of my own ignorance. That's just it. We need enlightenment. Not punishment.
- Benjamin: Well, good luck with that.
- Virgin Mary: I was minding my own virgin business, just being a virgin, and an angel called Gabriel came up on me. And said "Greetings, O favoured one. The Lord is with you, and he will conceive in your womb and bear a son. And you shall call him Jesus."
- Jesus: Why do you condemn this woman and man to death?
- Jezebel: That whore sexes with the Romans!
- Jesus: And you deem this to be a sin?
- Jezebel: Yes.
- Jesus: Then let he who is without sin cast the first stone. But before you do - it is Jezebel, right?
- Jezebel: How do you know my name?
- Jesus: Don't worry. Soon everybody will.