Yakitori: Soldiers of Misfortune

Yakitori is not for everyone. Based on a Japanese novel series, it is a military / sci-fi anime that is actually pretty good for what is it - a basic story about a young man looking for his place in the world, space dogs and cats and other species, and fluid combat that is not too outlandish if somewhat simplistic.

The Good: The animation is sufficiently detailed and crisp. There is good use of tracking shots, which in anime is not all too common. It's done skillfully and judiciously, thankfully. The story itself is also refreshingly interesting. And rare for Japanese anime, the English voice version is actually better than the Japanese once. Not that the voice actors are better - they're not really; it's that it fits better with the diverse human characters.

The Bad: The dialogue, as in many Japanese manga and anime, is terrible. Too much exposition and unrealistic ways of speaking. Good dialogue has a natural rhythm and recognizes that people talk differently, with each conversation propelling the narrative forward. Not so much here; it's serviceable though. Also there are some elements of the plot that is simply unbelievable, even for a sci-fi story.

The Verdict: Overall this is an enjoyable anime. Is it memorable or ground-breaking like "Akira"? Nope. There's nothing thought-provoking or philosophical like "Ghost in the Shell". But it is entertaining and at the very least not boring.

Lots of folks complaining about the dialogue but feel like that's generated more for the dubs. Animation wise was actually impressed. Finally a pretty great blend of 2D/3D and rotoscope. Reminds me of starship troopers in the theme, although earth is looked down upon and humans are just cannon fodder - hence the name "Yakitori." The solders are sent and served to the enemy to be grilled.

I feel like this may have done better if the animation was 60fps or blended the in-between animation frames.

The squad it follows are a bit unique in where they come from, typical misfits that start to break expectations in their own way. Recommend it, excited to see where it goes. Interested in the novel it's based off on.

My overall impression with the intent of the show is that of a pro-military set of writers with a gleeful disregard for morals.

However, the intent of the author is always secondary at best, and the actual product can easily be enjoyed as an at times absurdist parody with some genuinely brilliant moments. Starship Troopers stuff.

Like how the dumbass protagonists go about mowing down waves of rebels even after their own planet has been taken over in the same manner they are now subjecting others to.

I'm completely obsessed with the bunny Hatsune Miku combat AI who steals the show by delivering notifications about death and war crimes with a pop idol dance.

Some of the action can be intense and grounded, with cool sci-fi weaponry and tactics. I recall an amazing shot where a spherical shield is hit by an impact, causing dust to swirl around inside the shield as well as outside. It was only there for a split second, but the effect was really neat and we'll thought out.

And don't get me started on the choice to give the humanoid zebra background character hoofs for fingernails.

The end fizzles out disappointingly, but the unexplored themes are a sight to behold.

It has space elevators and orbital drops, and the color and style of the animation is enjoyable.

The series can't decide if it wants to be compelling or weird. While that doesn't have to be a mutually exclusive choice, in this instant it is. The alien species are relatively unassuming and I guess that was for the shock value of making the violence more impacting.

The series is filled with very cheap creative choices that drag down an otherwise okay work. Shakey cam in an animation is incredibly unnecessary and nauseating. The plot is pretty pretentious and mostly driven by a bad situation the main cast volunteered for. The art style, while well animated, feels bland and detracts from what should have been stunning otherworldly vistas.

It's not terrible, it just feels like trying to be different ended up making it worse than it should be.

After Earth is conquered, the survivors are pushed into becoming soldiers for an alien military.

This isn't exactly a unique idea, but it's nice to see a plot from anime that doesn't involve a high school student saving the planet using a giant robot. In Yakitori, it turns out that humans aren't really good for much but eating or using as cannon fodder. The recruiter is amusingly blunt about this and straight up tells our protagonist that the best he can realistically hope for is to come back with one or two few limbs missing.

However, this isn't just any recruiter. No, he's got a title that takes 30 seconds to say out loud. Something official-sounding that has to do with the United Nations. He's also got an enigmatic smile that seems to imply that he's a chess grandmaster who has already won a game that you didn't know you were playing. He denies that he's planning anything, of course, but nobody with good intentions smiles like that.

But who's our protagonist? You know, I couldn't really tell you. I think shouting angrily at people is his primary hobby. He also strikes me as being dumb as a pile of rocks. He's very committed to his stupidity, too. He'll see that there's an obvious solution to his problems, but he'll stubbornly refuse to take it just to spite viewers.

Eventually, over the course of several episodes, our idiot protagonist learns the value of friendship and teamwork. He continues shouting angrily at everyone, though. I think at least half of his lines in the script are in all caps, followed by three exclamation marks.

Once you get past the crazy number of flashbacks that establish all this, his squad is deployed to a tense situation involving the occupation of a world much like Earth. The rodent-like natives rise up in rebellion, and some of the most powerful units defect. The human squad has to shout at each other loudly, think up stupid plans, and have some adventures as they try to survive.

At this point, the story takes on a somewhat ambiguous tone. Poe's Law makes many movies like this ambiguous, really. The human squad mows down thousands of little rodent dudes who are just fighting for their freedom. Without the benefit of "Would you know more?" and "I'm doing my part!", it's harder to tell how exactly the creators feel about this, but it's easy to read in some satire.

It's passable. I think that if you're used to anime where the protagonist only has two moods (angry and I AM SO ANGRY THAT I WILL NOW SHOUT EVERY LINE AT MAXIMUM VOLUME!!!), you'll be able to sit through it. The art is occasionally good, though the frame rate is terrible. It can be very distracting if you're used to higher quality animation, but you'll get over it. Recommended mostly to edgy teens, who will probably appreciate the shouty protagonist. Adults will probably tire of him quickly.