My Freaky Family

The animation is low quality, but the target audience, my kids, didn't care. They were engaged and laughing and having tons of fun, only losing their attention a couple of times.

But. And a huge but. The producers of this movie thought it a good idea to make their villain, a black spider like monster, a bad Trump caricature, complete with his style and manner of speech, and butchered catch phrases.

They should really try making great movies again, instead of playing stupid and puerile political games with our kids.

Given a different voice, the antagonist would have been epic, instead of a turn off for a majority of the audience. (people who have kids)

My eyes have been blessed, set upon such a beautiful, glorious movie, calling it a movie can be such an insult. This is a life-changing story that I will pass down to future generations. I sat on my chair, didn't move a single muscle, and fully glued my eyes to the screen, focusing on the cinematic views. After I finished watching it, tears was overflowing through my eyes, and brown liquid came out of my ass. I sat there for a good 12 hours. Remember every single moment. After that I had to be rushed to the hospital because the massive brown substance was eating straight through my glutes, my entire butt was carved out, chunks of meat fell out. And I was infected with Hemorrhoids and tapeworms. I believe this life changing story motivated me to change as a man and look forward into the future with my tapeworms coming out of my booty like a tail. I'm a 32-year-old man married to my beautiful 12-year-old wife, This scene made me happier than seeing my firstborn.

Poor low-quality animation distracted me the whole time from the story and the message.

The story was nothing to write home about, just another magi and wizards story.

I was rather bored from the beginning and got gradually more bored while watching it. It is rare that I count the time until a movie ends, but this was exactly the case here, I could hardly wait until it was over and done with. Again, and surprising, the animation was something that I would not expect to see anymore in 2025, it was more like 1995-2000 level. Quite disappointing to have to watch something like this in 2025. Well, that my two cents...

Oh my... where to start. My Freaky Family is the most beautiful work of art I have seen since the release of the critically acclaimed film "The Godfather", but if I were forced to watch only one of those films for the rest of my life, I would choose My Freaky Family any day of the week. I mean it wholeheartedly when I say that I cried when I first set my eyes upon this film. It was thrilling, devastating, humorous, serious and tear-jerking all at once. Like the man who reviewed this film before me, I believe this film deserves to make at least $1 freakillion at the box office, but even only making that would be an insult to its cinematic value. I say it with pride, this is the greatest film to have ever been made. Ten stars.

This movie. Is the worst piece of cinema I've ever watched. False advertising it's horrible I can't do this anymore. I'd rather put my balls through a grinder than watch whatever you call this. This is a horrible. I sound like a broken record right now. But it's true that's just how foul this movie is it's the worst movie since madame web put me out of my misery I swear this movie being made is a heinous crime to humanity. Whoever made this needs to be punished and jailed in San Quienten or whatever that one cool prison is called. So in summery this movie is not worth the mental anguish that it will give you.