Ladies of the '80s: A Divas Christmas

Ladies Of The 80's: A Divas Christmas (2023) -

This film wasn't made for me, because I don't like reality shows or soaps and I certainly didn't have any nostalgic feelings towards seeing these "Ladies" all together in one film.

Even in the first five minutes there was a lot of plastic on screen because the women (80's Divas) looked like Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn's characters from 'Death Becomes Her' (1992) AFTER they'd died and Ernest (Bruce Willis) had tried to fix them up with formaldehyde and so on. And they all had to talk through their teeth and noses because they were stretched too much, yet still somehow looked a bit chubby from being plumped up so much.

Of course I realised it's not all about looks, but it definitely said something about the characters they were cast to play and possibly about why they were cast and who they were as real life people too.

Even the men seemed quite fake.

The young love story that was obviously supposed to happen didn't interest me at all either. Alex (Travis Burns) clearly loved himself and Taylor Ann Thompson as Nell seemed really incompatible with him.

After the first advert break, when the Christmas soap reunion episode that they were supposed to be filming didn't seem to be moving forward very far, I realised that the chances of this being the typically Christmassy, warm and loving seasonal film that I like was slim.

Also I'm really not in to the catty, backstabbing, Diva thing. So I turned it off for something more attuned to my tastes.

I didn't watch the soaps that these ladies were in and wouldn't care if I had. The world needs more reality, not reality TV shows, which are the fakest things ever.

Unscored as Unfinished.

Ladies of the 80s: A Divas Christmas is Lifetime Network's attempt to turn 80s era night-time soap characters into a Christmas movie. For this movie, they brought Donna Mills, Morgan Fairchild, Nicolette Sheridan (Knots Landing), and Linda Gray (Dallas) characters back to life in the mythical soap, "The Great Lakes." They have also included Loni Anderson (best known for WRKP in Cincinnati) who was an 80s diva though not in a soap. The story revolves around The Great Lakes cast being forced to share an architecturally interesting house to film a live finale episode. As the cast gathers in the house, we learn the Divas real lives are as complicated as the characters they portray in the soap. The drama creates headaches for the show's writer-producer Alex (played by Travis Burns who is best known for the Australian soap Neighbours) and director Nell (Taylor Ann Thompson). Nell and Alex also serve as the romantic element of the movie. They were college friends who intermittently work together. Nell had long desired this friendship to be something more. Alex was always too busy with his career to notice Nell's interest and the Divas decide to band together and help Nell get her man.

It was a great premise for a holiday movie and an ambitious attempt to not only reunite these 80s soap stars but take nostalgia to the next level by weaving their past characters into an entirely new storyline. Everything was in place for a potentially great Lifetime Christmas movie with a unique twist. I thought Lifetime would pull it off, but the movie never reached its full potential. Nell and Alex's characters felt very forced, and their romantic storyline was going nowhere. I wondered why it was even included in the movie. The Divas needed less focus on their soap caricatures and more development of their character's backstories to facilitate the reconciliation storylines that were critical to the movie's ending. Even Christmas itself was just a background and not really part of the story.

Was it all too much to expect from a Lifetime Christmas movie? Perhaps, but I did enjoy seeing all the Divas in one movie and watching them resurrect their most infamous characters. It was just enough of a draw to hold my interest to the end. If you are not a fan of 80s soaps or they were before your time, it's probably best to skip this one for another Christmas movie. If you are a fan of those shows or the Divas, then it's worth your time just for the pleasant trip down nostalgia lane.

These ladies are so sweet and there is great chemistry between them all. The tone and the sets are very sumptious and Christmassy too and it is good to see these actresses again after first seeing them back in the 1980s. I just wish they had all left their faces alone. They have all had far too much work done and the tooth veneers get in the way....the words are not pronounced properly. Linda Evans looks the best & the most natural. However, they all seem to have had fun making the film. It would have been great seeing naturally older women but it seems that is unforgivable in the States! Shame.

I loved Golden Girls. I loved These Old Bags. I would rather watch seasoned veterans instead of nubile youth any day. Except today.

This hurt. I've never seen people try so hard to hold onto the past. These actresses must have had more than beauty and glamour. They basically play older bimbos, not mature interesting women. I know this is fluff, but it isn't fun fluff. It tries so hard to be polite the only catty scene - the food fight - is a big yawn.

All of them seem the same, yet look misshapen, stretched and literally in pain. They seem in pain every time they move. All of them seem barely able to speak from facial surgeries or injections.

I've seen mature actresses in great roles giving great performances. This was just the opposite of life affirming.

I really wanted to like it, as I enjoyed most of the ladies before in iconic roles, especially Morgan Fairchild and Nicolette Sheridan. But this flick suffers from very lame writing, and characters that miss the fire we know from earlier roles. It is like a weak rip-off of THESE OLD BROADS with Joan Collins and Debbie Reynolds, which wasn't perfect but much much better. DIVAS CHRISTMAS has some fun moments and it's nice to see these icons together, but I was hoping for more pizzaz. And, as other reviewers mentioned, the love story of the younger characters is especially weak, and their acting is bad.