Silent Hill: Ascension

A completely disjointed storyline, incomprehensible character writing and editing, it's amazing it got made. The voice acting is miserable, but is matched only by how bad the animation is. I have no clue what the story is supposed to be, or what any character motivations are. Every scene is both completely forgettable and reaching new depths of misery. Silent Hill Ascension fails completely on every single level. This isn't even including the absolute mess that is the paid "season pass" that offers almost nothing, the insane background characters designed by the audience, or the fact that decisions are made by the highest bidder, despite them doing apparently nothing to the story. It's so bad it's almost entertaining. I can't wait to watch the documentary in 10 years about how somehow people who have presumably watched a TV show before allowed this to be made.

Some of the worst garbage I've ever seen.

You can't convince me this was written and directed by human beings. It drips with the stink of AI-generated trash.

The animations are janky. The performances are universally flat and one-note. The character models are dead-eyed and lifeless. The dialogue is stilted, incoherent, and every scene is bumbling and aimless in search of a purpose that never materialises.

As abused as the Silent Hill franchise has been, it has never reached this utter nadir of ineptitude and creative bankruptcy before.

Everyone associated with this 'product' should be personally ashamed.

No one should ever make anything like this ever again.

Yes, it seems like a disjointed series of cutscenes.. but it isn't godawful. I thought that perhaps it could have been better, (of course), but it does not warrant the scathing anger that everyone seems willing to hurl at it.

Sort of like watching the Rings of Power.. if you go into it expecting something, then you will be sorely disappointed. However, watching it with an open mind, and just suspend disbelief, it really isn't awful. The graphics... are meh. But the actually characters aren't bad. You can tell that trolls seemed to try and influence both it's creation and reception.. It's not that bad, and trolls influence aside, it's enjoyable.

Man, where to start? The first thing that stood out to me was the writing felt like it was written by very earnest teens in a Spooky Story Club or something. 100% dumb tropes, disjointed (in a BAD way) dialogue, just really awful and a lot of it was extremely uninteresting.

Uninteresting? Yes, it was more interesting to try and figure out why a majority of the voice acting was so over-the-top terrible. The pacing was off, the voicework was either deadpan or emotionally out of place for no real reason. At one point a girl just found out her Grandma died and is trying to ask her Grandad if he killed her Granny, and she put about as much emotion into it as if she were asking someone to pass the salt.

Oh, don't worry, that wasn't a spoiler or anything, because the entire show is such a disjointed toilet mess you really won't CARE what's going on about 15 -30 minutes in when you realize you are only sticking around to see just how bad the show will actually get.

Even if this were a traditional Console or PC game, the voice acting and jank story and writing would have resulted in negative reviews, even in a day and age where Retro is cool again. Just like tank controls, this Show or Game or whatever it's trying to be should have been left as what it was: a really, really bad idea.

It's sitting at 2.3 which is way to high. This was a mess, and watching it over is just painful, it's very boring just mindless small parts of one character, then to a different character, with nothing happening for most parts, if you don't know this came out as a daily episode, so you get a minute or two with different characters each day, so not much happens most times where they are trying to build up to something, which could takes weeks or months to happen, and it's a let down, them monsters are terrible, repetitive oh look so scary, the va's sound more like AI. Just the worst thing I've seen. It tries to focus more on the cult part of the first game, but teenage girls with a Ouija board are more threatening then this group, The characters are so one dimensional of evil guy is evil guy likes girl, just a giant nothing burger. The game part of this was somehow even worse, full of the same thing every time, push this swipe that. This thing should sweep the Golden raspberry awards, Innovation doesn't matter if it's awful. It's not watchable, at least the films have a funny it's so bad thing to it, this is just boring. There is no reason for it to exist. Your time would be better spent staring at a white wall. I cannot stress this enough of how bad this is, I've watches many terrible horror movies with pocket change budgets and those still are better then this. You're average Youtube skit from 2006 is better then this. You the person who is reading this could probably make something better then this. You could be tripping on LSD and have someone ask you to write a story about Silent Hill and even then it would be better then this. Ascension has no qualities of being a movie, a game, or a Silent Hill project, or anything that should of been created to begin with, and that doesn't even get into the battle pass and cash grab aspect of this thing. Take a vhs camera get drunk with some friends and go off memory of a Silent hill game, film it, uploaded to Youtube and that will be better. The MA stands for mainly awful with the rest better completely awful.