- Honey O'Donahue: Sorry, I think I left some lipstick down there.
- MG Falcone: It's okay, that's the only place I ever wear it.
- Reverend Drew Devlin: Why not open yourself up, see what happens? You got nothing to lose but your fears.
- Honey O'Donahue: Thanks, I'll stick with my dildo. It helps me open myself and it doesn't have a creep attached.
- Reverend Drew Devlin: You're fascinating.
- Honey O'Donahue: ... and you haven't even seen the riddle tattooed on my ass.
- Marty Metakawitch: I bust into a house of god for no reason, it ain't a feather in my cap, it's my ass in a sling.