Zabij mnie, kochanie

When i read about the movie on Netflix it seemed like it could be a decent dark comedy. But to be honest i didn't laugh a single time, personally i don't think it was funny, but maybe some might find it to be.

The acting was okey, but the movie felt slow with not much really happening, sometimes it felt like there might be some action, but it just faded away.

Without spoiling anything, the first ten minutes and the last five minutes of the movie was pretty decent. The idea for the movie was great, but it lacks action and surprises, imagine Home alone without traps, dark humor and without much action, that's how i would summarize this movie.

So the idea of this movie was intriguing enough for me to give it a try, despite it being outside my usual taste, but boy was i disappointed. Honestly if you want to waste 90 mins of your life, give this a try.

The story, for what it was, is about a married couple that, despite seeming to be in love, suddenly want to kill each other, with no regard for the consequences, if they can get away with it or why they would even want to in the first place. Sure it get it, money can change people, but these people do not act like real people at all. They seem devoid of real characteristics + there is no character background at all, just 'some random married couple'.

The worst parts of this though are the screenplay + the script. It felt like it was written by a 7 year old. It just didn't make any sense or explain anything, just people acting dumb and crucially, it isn't at all funny, not even in a funny cos it's bad kinda way.

I watched this to the end to see if it was worth it, i'll save you time. It isn't.

This is the only Polish movie i have seen to date & i hope Polish are not offended by this, cos i would be, it's embarrassingly bad.

Called kill me, if you dare! In the united states... but it's zabij mnie, kochanie, which roughly means kill me, baby in poland. Natalia and piotr said until death due us part, but when they have a winning lottery ticket, that might happen quicker than they had planned! It's all a bit silly... over acting, over doing. Silly jokes. It feels like the script was written for a much younger crowd. Will they finally be able to communicate, or will they knock each other off first?? Its weakness is that we never find out the answer to a couple questions, but it's okay! A bit lightweight but not so bad. Directed by filip zylber. Story by hanna wesierska.

Unfortunately, Kill Me if You Dare (2024) is a total miss. Our stars don't have much of a flair for dark comedy, but this heartless, humorless, joyless screenplay is the murder weapon here. It kills this lame idea for a movie

Unfortunately, Kill Me if You Dare (2024) is a total miss. Our stars don't have much of a flair for dark comedy, but this heartless, humorless, joyless screenplay is the murder weapon here. It kills this lame idea for a movie

Unfortunately, Kill Me if You Dare (2024) is a total miss. Our stars don't have much of a flair for dark comedy, but this heartless, humorless, joyless screenplay is the murder weapon here. It kills this lame idea for a movie.

4.7/10 (Yes?)

Really not sure what to make of this movie. It's not that I disliked it. I found it funny and quirky, but also dry and mediocre. The chemistry between the husband and wife and their friends was really good. Each one was a little different, but they all find a common ground. Really it's just a 90 minute film that follows a couple who's in a constant state of paranoia after hitting a large lottery. There's nothing overly emotional about the film nor nothing that gets you excited. Sometimes I got a laugh out, but most were just nose breathing chuckles. It basically seesaws its way through "my partner wants to kill me, my partner wants to kill me not". Objectively I would say if you want to check it out then do so as you may find the film better than I do and enjoyable.

That's all for now. Thank you for taking the time to read my review. Until next time.... Enjoy the show!