The Attachment

There is something truly terrifying about this film. I read the other reviews and I think many have missed the true horror of this film. I only realized it after I finished it and then reflected on it a few hours later. This movie is truly chilling. After you watch it and truly reflect on the time you wasted and will never, ever get back... the time you wasted on this senseless poorly developed nonsense...the time that could have been spent with your friends, your family, your kids...wasted on this film...that is a genuine type horror many will never experience.

This film is terrible. TERRIBLE! Worst thing to come out of UK and I am including Brexit. It is hard to sit through. Its toothless and has nothing scary. Not even jump scares. It has no message. Nothing to say. Who ever wrote this surely is not Catholic. I doubt they have ever even read a bible with these religious inaccuracies. So much incorrect here it would be funny it is wasn't so pathetic. If you manage to make it through this dumpster fire, you should get a medal.

This movie is Garbage truck juice. Does garbage truck juice sound appealing? Sound entertaining? Sound like a good time? No. similarly this film is none of those things either. The only difference is garbage truck juice is rather scary whereas this movies isn't at all. I have seen scarier productions with toy spiders on a string than what this movie managed to produce. The plot of the movie is pointless and extremely boring. The effects were dreadful and the acting was worse than watching paint dry. The only silver lining here is that film company behind this repugnant trash, Black Eagle Films has closed its doors and left film making to those who are actually good at it.

This film is not at all trash, it is garbage. Trash can be fun,interesting or just flat out entertaining like trash TV. Whereas Garbage is smelly and horrible something you just must throw out because there is nothing useful within the bags. One can't get rid of garbage fast enough and that is this film in a nutshell. I would not recommend this film.

Further, all of the good reviews are from the director and his family pretending to be other people. Before watching the film I thought that the previous reviews were too harsh then I watched the film and wondered why there were so many good reviews and I solved the mystery.

For example the one positive review that was added today Oct 17th 2016 from the user " Xanadu66 in New York" when you click on their profile you see the name they used when registering which is Jenny Mwangura. I did a quick google search and sure enough she isn't in New York she lives in London and is the girlfriend of the director.

This type of cat-fishing and scheming is another reason people will give this film 1 star. It is okay to have friends and family support you but to have them create accounts and pretend to be different people in order to trick people into watching a bad film goes beyond being supportive it is fraud. Not only is it fraud it shows even his girlfriend knows his movie isn't strong enough to stand on it's own so she needs to lie to get people to watch it.

If they put the same amount of effort into making a decent movie rather than creating fake accounts to give this bad film good reviews then maybe it wouldn't be doing so poorly.

SHAME on you Clement Ofoedu. I will never watch another one of your works again. You give independent directors a bad name.

If you value your time, if you value a decent writing, if you enjoy quality storytelling, if you actually want to scared or have some type of thrill in your horror films......DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. It was a waste of an hour and 30 odd mins that cant get back. It was way to long for what length of the story it was trying to tell.

Don't waste your time watching this film. The story is all over the place and the writing is of very poor quality. I know other reviewers hated the acting and I agree none of the actors are Marlon Brando or Meryl Streep but I don't think all of the criticism there is fair. The actors can only do so much with a bad script and poor directing. It was the directors first film and it is my understanding from the comments that he wasn't fully prepared to make this film and it shows in the final product. If you are looking for a movie to entertain you, kill time, or send you home to have nightmares this isn't it. If you want to watch a movie with a bad script and awful directing this is your movie.