Five Gold Rings

Cute movie topic, but it was like sitting through two hours of fingers screaching down a chalk board. Actor playing Audrey ruined the movie with her annoying vocal fry through the film. The low pitch screeching voice was so distracting. There is no reason to deliver their dialogue with vocal fry. Sometimes, couldn't even understand what she was saying, because her voice was so strained. Why do they do this?! It's not entertaining, it's annoying, and just makes you not want to watch anything they are in. The director should notice this during filming and announce, "o.k., enough of the vocal fry, just talk in a normal voice!"

6.3 stars.

I think the leads are good actors, however they don't gel. She is standoffish and he's like a lovesick puppy throughout the narrative. But she doesn't seem to notice that he's really in love with her, and we see that he has been his whole life. This lack of empathy and wherewithal on her part exposes flaws that are unbecoming of a lead character.

So as the story goes, she comes home for the holidays and is sent on a treasure hunt by her grandmother, who recently passed away. Her mother owns a retail antique store of sorts. She wants her daughter to take over the store, but she is too career oriented as an aspiring painter to take over the family business.

The male lead is an old friend of hers, seems they dated a while way back in their youth. He is now running his family's private investigator firm.

The two of them are sent on this treasure hunt. He uses his connections and she her knowledge of antiques to find the owners of five gold rings.

It would have been really good, but something was missing. I think the treasure hunt was almost pointless and there are too many coincidences. These two factors cause an imbalance that is difficult to maintain. It sort of fell flat for me. I needed a more quality romance to make up the difference, but it was absent.

I must confess that over the years my wife and I have watched more Hallmark movies than we can count. Most of them are Christmas movies followed by mystery movies. The storyline of this one is a bit different and overall, pretty good. The cast isn't picked from the same pool of actors as they usually are. That said the male lead actor sounded like Spock - his voice was very monotone, and he had very little facial expression. The Santa had a few too many "Ho Ho Ho's". And of course it wouldn't be a Hallmark movie without the typical, ridiculous "deal breaker" which usually happens about 15 minutes before the ending.

Could have been enjoyable if the man actor showed...ANY emotion. Anything at all. Zero expression on his face. Zero emotion in his voice ever. I started screaming "smile or something" at the screen. Ruined it all for me. And I LOVE Holland Roden. She made it watchable. But he kept it from being fun.

Aside from that it was a neat little idea and the supporting actors were serviceable. All the usual background music and predictable plot of a Hallmark film which is why we even watch these things at all.

I am dying to know if anyone else notices just how bad this actor really is. It's so distracting for me.

I watched this for Holland Roden, who was so good in Time to Come Home a couple years back. She has an endearing quality about her.

Here she plays Audrey, an artist of some note who returns home after her grandmother passes, only to be sent on a quest to return 5 rings her grandmother found beachcombing.

To assist her in her task she enlists the aid of Finn, a private investigator, played by Nolan Gerard Funk.

I was about 30 minutes in when it occurred to me Funk reminded me of a smart-ass, murderous kid in one of the first episodes of Castle. Checked his bio and sure enough, it was him.

He has a lot of credits for a guy who acts like Spock.

One thing that stood out to me in this movie was the almost complete lack of familiar faces among the supporting cast. I guess there's been an exodus to another channel.

Along the way snowmen are built, office supplies are turned into Christmas decorations and art is created. People are appropriately thankful when their baubles are returned.

Nothing out of the ordinary for a Hallmark movie, but still pretty forgettable.

Five.