This is NOT the Minecraft movie. I don't even know where to begin with this absolute trainwreck of a so-called "movie." As someone who loves Minecraft and was excited (though skeptical) to give this a shot, I was stunned-not in a good way. First off, this isn't even a real movie. It's a 70-minute slideshow with stiff, robotic animations that look like they were thrown together in an afternoon using free software. The voice acting? Imagine a middle school group project where everyone reads off a script for the first time. That's this.
There's no story-just random scenes mashed together with awkward pauses and cringe-worthy dialogue. It feels like they Googled "Minecraft story" and stitched together the worst parts. The characters have zero personality. The "villain" (if you can call it that) was a creeper wearing a crown who spoke in riddles...badly.
This is nothing but a lazy cash grab, trying to fool kids and desperate parents. Do not waste your time or money on this. Mojang deserves better. Fans deserve better. Minecraft deserves better.
