My Crazy British Academy

Disanto is a UK director who has cranked out literally thousands of porn scenes over the years, often crafting quite good films. This recent Private video is classified as a "movie", but it's merely three hours of crudely made sex footage, quite a comedown for the director.

The gimmick is showing Euro porn actresses supposedly in England to learn the king's English, but all they do is chat with British studs, with very heavy accents, and have extended sex scenes. Everyone seems to be "winging it" and in the vein of Seinfeld (I'm kidding) what results is a video about nothing.

I felt sorry for Candie Luciani, looking a bit forlorn as she is literally covered in cum by a couple of studs, and also felt the other girls were treated here as sex workers rather than actresses. I'm sure that Disanto would admit that this sort of mindless filler is about all that can be expected working with today's austerity porn budgets. Niceties like storytelling and acting have been dispensed with.