Honestly, I don't even know where to start with FBC: Fire Break without getting completely sarcastic. I've been a huge Remedy fan-loved Control, Alan Wake is legendary-but what Remedy has released here honestly feels like a slap in the face. Sorry, there's just no sugarcoating it.
You pay 40 bucks for a "game" that's completely finished after barely three hours. And what do you get in those three hours? Five missions that all play out basically the exact same way: You do some trivial chore (like smashing 15,000 sticky notes), then you do the exact same thing again-just for longer this time-and then there's a small "finale" task at the end. This isn't varied gameplay, it's just digital busywork, the kind of tedious office job where the only thing missing is a paycheck at the end.
The enemies? Absolutely irrelevant. I started playing on "Extreme" because I wanted some kind of challenge, but seriously: you can drop the so-called elite enemies in four shots with a regular gun. The only difference between "Normal" and "Extreme" is that you get fewer revives. That's it. The normal enemies barely do any damage at all. I never felt in danger-ever-even when I tried.
It gets worse: the so-called upgrades, perks, and progression systems are so boring and uninspired, you may as well not even bother. You can "earn" new abilities, but they barely change anything about the game. After maybe two hours, you've seen literally everything this game has to offer. The only real challenge is surviving your own boredom.
Honestly, I was rarely this unmotivated. It's like a Dementor just sucked all the fun out of me-Fire Break feels that empty and meaningless. The fact that Remedy made this makes it even sadder, because usually this studio knows how to build exciting, interesting worlds. Here, though? Nothing's left. There are maybe four types of enemies, all constantly recycled. Boss fights? Snooze fest. Co-op gameplay? Nice idea, but even with friends the fun dries up after two rounds, because you're just doing the same repetitive tasks over and over again.
I seriously don't understand how anyone can genuinely hype this game up. For me, it's just expensive, uninspired busywork, but not a real co-op shooter by any modern standard. If I'd known beforehand, I would have saved my money for sure.